ACME ACME Conspiracies

[Invader]

*Takes the pocky and sets out a army of lucky cat plush*

 

[Chase]

Pocky... Hasn't it crossed your minds that these sugar-coated carbohydrate sticks that last more than a few weeks per batch could possibly be bad for you?

Look at the list of ingredients:
Wheat flour, sugar, chocolate liquor, hydrogenated vegetable oil (sal fat, palm oil, shea butter, sunflower oil, rapeseed oil), whole milk powder, shortening (palm oil), condensed milk, cocoa butter, salt, butter, yeast, coffee powder, emulsifier (soy lecithin, polyglycerol, polyricinoleate), artificial flavor, leavening (sodium bicarbonate, aluminum potassium sulfate, calcium sulfate), trisodium phosphate. Contains eggs, milk, wheat and soybean.

135 mg of Sodium, 13 g of Fat, 7 g of Saturated Fat, 20 g of Sugar...

This is clearly poison.

 

[Pitya Ivyr]

... Chase... i am speechless.

 

[Lucy]

Pocky... Hasn't it crossed your minds that these sugar-coated carbohydrate sticks that last more than a few weeks per batch could possibly be bad for you?

Look at the list of ingredients:
Wheat flour, sugar, chocolate liquor, hydrogenated vegetable oil (sal fat, palm oil, shea butter, sunflower oil, rapeseed oil), whole milk powder, shortening (palm oil), condensed milk, cocoa butter, salt, butter, yeast, coffee powder, emulsifier (soy lecithin, polyglycerol, polyricinoleate), artificial flavor, leavening (sodium bicarbonate, aluminum potassium sulfate, calcium sulfate), trisodium phosphate. Contains eggs, milk, wheat and soybean.

135 mg of Sodium, 13 g of Fat, 7 g of Saturated Fat, 20 g of Sugar...

This is clearly poison.

God @Chase simmer down and live a little.

 

[Victorique]

Chase: "Here's a little pocky conspiracy,"

 

[Morgan]

This is clearly poison.

I can imagine that you are no less closer to your grave if you replace all that whisky with the Pocky equivalent.

 

[Victorique]

I can imagine that you are no less closer to your grave if you replace all that whisky with the Pocky equivalent.

Malt Whiskey Fudge

 

[Invader]

Who says the laundry ghost eats the pocky, they might just take it and hand it out on their travels.

 

[Lee]

I can imagine that you are no less closer to your grave if you replace all that whisky with the Pocky equivalent.

He wouldn't be driving drunk with Pocky in his system, that's one

 

[Victorique]

My brain: hey isnt alcohol a literal toxin and that's why ya get drunk
Me: hmm
Moral of the story is is that Chase would rather consume literal toxins than eat pocky

 

[Chase]

My relationship with alcohol is not a conspiracy. Besides, I only drink once a week, and during our movie nights.

 

[Nevon]

*Puts up the picture of an ANVIL on the board*

*Adds '@Chase knows @Carmen's personal jeweler is Attilio Codognato' to 'Other things'*