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Changes
(Note to all members of VILE: The following will be progressively implemented after the events of Ultramarine.) 1. Increased defenses for all VILE crafts, especially the MAMBA A) Current Situation: The MAMBA, whilst using biometrics, is still susceptible to theft if someone gains...- Joe Kerr
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Co-Written Planning Committee
(co-written with @Carmen and @Acton Roux ) The following events happen 1 month after the events of Ultramarine. ‘I’m late! I’m late! For a very important date!’ Flanked by his favourite feline, Joseph Kerr strode briskly through the network of tunnels beneath Stone Harbor. In lieu of his...- Joe Kerr
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Of Kings and Queens
(all mentions of Carmen have been approved by her writer/author) Of Kings & Queens “Have you ever thought of working in a bigger team?” Willy Kerrigan paused at the seemingly innocuous question; his calculating gaze hovering over the weathered chess board that stood between him and his...- Joe Kerr
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Red and Black
(Note: The following poem is loosely inspired by the 'Red and Black' song from Les Miserables. Treat it as a trailer for what is to come in Ultramarine. WARNING: May contain spoilers :P) RED It is the color of the skies bearing witness this day And the rivers of blood flowing through...- Joe Kerr
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Fan Fiction A very Secret Santa
ACME HQ, San Francisco, CA The second floor of Accolade consisted almost entirely of multi-purposed function rooms; each room was segregated by soundproof partitions which could be removed to create a huge, exhibition hall-sized venue for larger events. A pair of black pumps graced the rich...- Joe Kerr
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Co-Written Nabbing a Joker
(This is a repost of a very old journal. It's a co-post by Carmen, Vic and Joe. Enjoy) 1 month prior to La Vie De Luxe Munch Museum, Norway “Jeg skulle Ønske denne dagen skulle vaere over med tidligere” [Translation: I wish this day would be over with sooner] remarked one of the guards...- Joe Kerr
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Fan Fiction It's funny how things work out
It’s funny how things work out thought Chase Devineaux to himself with a wry smile. When he retired from ACME 15 years ago he certainly did not foresee himself as a wold class winemaker, cruising down the A84 in a custom built Black Porsche Cayman. A brief twinge of melancholy hit home as he...- Joe Kerr
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The more things change...
(The following is in honour of Valentine's Day and everyone's favourite couple) New agents, new technologies Yet the game has never changed New strategies, new targets Yet still ‘cat and mouse’ by any other name Paper has given way to screens Ink replaced by digital text New systems, new...- Joe Kerr
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An endless dance
(this short story is in celebration of Carmen's birthday. Enjoy) Mont St Michel Two figures sat across from each other at a small table in a quaint little cafe; for the longest time they sat in amiable silence, enjoying the serenity of their surroundings. A knowing waiter brought out their...- Joe Kerr
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Fan Fiction Happy Thanksgiving
(the following is a fan-fiction in honour of Thanksgiving. Enjoy) A VILE Thanksgiving Thursdays at Stone Harbour were like Thursdays at any other quaint little English town, slow and dull. The centre of activity in the town, the theatre, was usually closed on said day for rehearsals and ‘other...- Joe Kerr
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Fan Fiction Miracles do happen
(Hi all, I'm back with another fanfiction. This one is a film noir type story about you know who. Enjoy! And Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! - Joe Kerr) Miracles do happen... It all started when she walked into my office. She sashayed in with all the flair and panache one would expect from...- Joe Kerr
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What she knows
What she knows Being the personal secretary of the ACME Director of Operations, Renee St Clair knows many things. She knows how to type 120 words per minute whilst answering a phone call in 15 different languages. She knows how to brew one of the best coffees in the world, and how much...- Joe Kerr
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Fan Fiction Carmen's Legacy
The following is a FanFiction based mainly on the WOEICS cartoon series. Hope you guys get the references and enjoy it. (Note: Kleenex recommended for front part of the story) Carmen's Legacy Ever since the incident with Lee in the Forbidden City, it had dawned on all...- Joe Kerr
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Fan Fiction Valentine's Day 2014
This poem is written in dedication to Valentine's Day 2014 and our favourite couple/non-couple. Enjoy! Our yearly tradition, our annual dance Once again begins anew The setting has remained unchanged The promise still ever true On the isle of Mont St Michel At our pre-appointed place I await...- Joe Kerr
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Tenchi Masaki:
Well yes actually. I was sick(lost my voice) and now I'm better and on vacation @Lucy -
Lucy:
I must have either forgotten something again with my horrible memory problems or not seen that part of the site. Tenchi
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Lucy:
Unrelated question....are political questions allowed? Also really confused why people keep calling the U.S. a democracy when we are supposed to be a Republic....
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Deric Storm:
Define "political questions". Also, we are a constitutional Republic with Democratically elected representation. I will argue until my dying day that the greatest thing the Founding Fathers created was the Electoral CollegeLucy said: -
Lucy:
Ohh. Ohh. I just learned something new today by gardening. I am growing bush beans, never done them before. I wondered why the bean pods were popping open. So I took a picture and googled it. Come to find out that's the FLOWER! Apparently it has to flower first before the beans come in. Lul
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Lucy:
Oh my God. I am still shaking in my boots. I talked to someome higher up the chains of command than my director. I don't know how high though. Wow....that was really scary....
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B (Guest) Birdy:Hellooooooooooo there... Uhh, I don't really know what's going on, I'm just here for the avatar maker to make my oc Daisy lol
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B (Guest) Birdy:That sounds so threatening. “ Birdy has joined the room ”. Ah yes, these people have yet to see the sheer terror I shall release upon them. They will never see it coming! MWUAHAHAHAHA! Oh, and don't forget, may the odds be ever in your favor!
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B (Guest) Birdy:The plethora of references I have saved in my clipboard are ready for action. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Here comes Bluestar, and her mighty blueness!Hyrule is in danger! RUN!!!May the odds be ever in your favor!They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!To Isengard, to Isengard, to Isengard, to Isengard...Fire is catching, and if we burn, you burn with us!Garfield disapproves.This reminds me of a puzzle!Every puzzle has an answer!Are you, are you, coming to the tree?MEEENEEEE MIRRORRRRROrange like Effie's hair?One does not simply...Now, before you leave my castle forever, tell me...Are you a Faithful, or are you a Traitor?No, like a sunset kinda orange.You have been eliminated from The Amazing Race.The tribe has spoken. Time for you to gHHH waffle time it's waffle time, won't you have some waffles of mine? These poor people, I am so sorry for whoever gets on here next and sees all of this.
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B (Guest) Birdy:OH NO, THE ENFORCERS ARE COMING!THE STARCH KOLA IS A BIOHAZARD OF CARBONATED CHEMICALS!The blood moon rises once again. Please be careful, Link.Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS.
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