joe's journal

  1. Joe Kerr

    Changes

    (Note to all members of VILE: The following will be progressively implemented after the events of Ultramarine.) 1. Increased defenses for all VILE crafts, especially the MAMBA A) Current Situation: The MAMBA, whilst using biometrics, is still susceptible to theft if someone gains...
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    Co-Written Planning Committee

    (co-written with @Carmen and @Acton Roux ) The following events happen 1 month after the events of Ultramarine. ‘I’m late! I’m late! For a very important date!’ Flanked by his favourite feline, Joseph Kerr strode briskly through the network of tunnels beneath Stone Harbor. In lieu of his...
  3. Joe Kerr

    Of Kings and Queens

    (all mentions of Carmen have been approved by her writer/author) Of Kings & Queens “Have you ever thought of working in a bigger team?” Willy Kerrigan paused at the seemingly innocuous question; his calculating gaze hovering over the weathered chess board that stood between him and his...
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    Red and Black

    (Note: The following poem is loosely inspired by the 'Red and Black' song from Les Miserables. Treat it as a trailer for what is to come in Ultramarine. WARNING: May contain spoilers :P) RED It is the color of the skies bearing witness this day And the rivers of blood flowing through...
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    Fan Fiction A very Secret Santa

    ACME HQ, San Francisco, CA The second floor of Accolade consisted almost entirely of multi-purposed function rooms; each room was segregated by soundproof partitions which could be removed to create a huge, exhibition hall-sized venue for larger events. A pair of black pumps graced the rich...
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    Co-Written Nabbing a Joker

    (This is a repost of a very old journal. It's a co-post by Carmen, Vic and Joe. Enjoy) 1 month prior to La Vie De Luxe Munch Museum, Norway “Jeg skulle Ønske denne dagen skulle vaere over med tidligere” [Translation: I wish this day would be over with sooner] remarked one of the guards...
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    Fan Fiction It's funny how things work out

    It’s funny how things work out thought Chase Devineaux to himself with a wry smile. When he retired from ACME 15 years ago he certainly did not foresee himself as a wold class winemaker, cruising down the A84 in a custom built Black Porsche Cayman. A brief twinge of melancholy hit home as he...
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    The more things change...

    (The following is in honour of Valentine's Day and everyone's favourite couple) New agents, new technologies Yet the game has never changed New strategies, new targets Yet still ‘cat and mouse’ by any other name Paper has given way to screens Ink replaced by digital text New systems, new...
  9. Joe Kerr

    An endless dance

    (this short story is in celebration of Carmen's birthday. Enjoy) Mont St Michel Two figures sat across from each other at a small table in a quaint little cafe; for the longest time they sat in amiable silence, enjoying the serenity of their surroundings. A knowing waiter brought out their...
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    Fan Fiction Happy Thanksgiving

    (the following is a fan-fiction in honour of Thanksgiving. Enjoy) A VILE Thanksgiving Thursdays at Stone Harbour were like Thursdays at any other quaint little English town, slow and dull. The centre of activity in the town, the theatre, was usually closed on said day for rehearsals and ‘other...
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    Fan Fiction Miracles do happen

    (Hi all, I'm back with another fanfiction. This one is a film noir type story about you know who. Enjoy! And Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! - Joe Kerr) Miracles do happen... It all started when she walked into my office. She sashayed in with all the flair and panache one would expect from...
  12. Joe Kerr

    What she knows

    What she knows Being the personal secretary of the ACME Director of Operations, Renee St Clair knows many things. She knows how to type 120 words per minute whilst answering a phone call in 15 different languages. She knows how to brew one of the best coffees in the world, and how much...
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    Fan Fiction Carmen's Legacy

    The following is a FanFiction based mainly on the WOEICS cartoon series. Hope you guys get the references and enjoy it. (Note: Kleenex recommended for front part of the story) Carmen's Legacy Ever since the incident with Lee in the Forbidden City, it had dawned on all...
  14. Joe Kerr

    Fan Fiction Valentine's Day 2014

    This poem is written in dedication to Valentine's Day 2014 and our favourite couple/non-couple. Enjoy! Our yearly tradition, our annual dance Once again begins anew The setting has remained unchanged The promise still ever true On the isle of Mont St Michel At our pre-appointed place I await...
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