Happy Birthday Lee Jordan! I hope you'll like these presents I've got you: a bottle of West Coast style IPA beer and a Magnetic Shark Repellent Surfer's Bracelet (Just in case you go surfing this bracelet will protect you from a shark attack).
... I don't know if anyone cares. Honestly every time I finish something I think I should be proud of. It's lack of acknowledgement makes me feel I should have a problem with something other than caffeine because of the sorrow that happens . It's written, it's been proofed. ... It's getting posted later tonight.