[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019

[Deric Storm]

 

[Lucy]

I'm freezing my baguettes off here

 

[Deric Storm]

Merry Christmas

 

[Invader]

hello

 

[Invader]

*hands out stockings of goodies*

 

[Lucy]

Dr. says: I'm going to be the one to deliver the baby. Father to be: I would prefer a baby with a liver. (You are ready to be a dad if you gots the dad jokes)

 

[Lucy]

A bunch of companies trying to compete for the title "First city built on water that's self-sufficient. and my first thought was.....have you people not heard of Venice, Italy????2

 

[Lucy]

Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A: Because they cantaloupe

 

[Lucy]

Q: What do you call sad coffee? A: Despresso

 

[Lucy]

Q: Why do ghosts like riding elevators? A: because it lifts their spirits2Brian Sternal and 1 other

 

[Deric Storm]

Q: What's the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? A: Nothing. Somebody's losing a trailer.

 

[Lucy]

Q: What do two snails do when they fight? A: Slug it out.