Dr. says: I'm going to be the one to deliver the baby. Father to be: I would prefer a baby with a liver. (You are ready to be a dad if you gots the dad jokes)
A bunch of companies trying to compete for the title "First city built on water that's self-sufficient. and my first thought was.....have you people not heard of Venice, Italy????2
"Napoleon attacked by rabbits" so I had to go google search it. "The story of Napoleon being "defeated" by rabbits during a hunt in 1807 is a humorous anecdote, but it's not a confirmed historical fact, though it is mentioned in General Thiébault's memoirs. "