I think a big part of my mental block in regards to this UM post is the lack of hard limits. I was able to write out the fight scene in my post because I was writing it as if it were simply a real fight, so introducing the surrealism of being able to imagine weapons and armies into existence is really throwing me off.))
Actually, the only thing that wasn't stolen at the Louvre's Apollo Gallery is the Regent Diamond, figure no one would take it because something to do with a curse.