A few weeks ago she was super smooth in getting the number of this guy we both had a thing for. I tried not to begrudge her that, because she is much prettier than me and no one who's into women would look twice at me if she's in the room. They had been on a few "dates" - or at least that's what she interpreted them as - and found out today that he has a girlfriend. Whom he lives with. SUPER SKETCH. I'd be passed out drunk on the couch too if that was me))