the closest i've ever gotten was when i went to the bar with two co-workers and one of them (the @Chase of our group) had too many beers and said that the kid on the jeopardy teen tournament was "so stupid, someone should punch him in the face"
(apparently, there is a picture from when I was in college of me doing the capt morgan pose over a classmate wearing a yellow fuzzy diaper and a canadian flag tied around his neck)
Until I played one of the Carmen games from 1995 with Lynn Thigpen, and I found a note left behind from one of her agents, I didn't realize that Carmen pays her people too Lol