the closest i've ever gotten was when i went to the bar with two co-workers and one of them (the @Chase of our group) had too many beers and said that the kid on the jeopardy teen tournament was "so stupid, someone should punch him in the face"
(apparently, there is a picture from when I was in college of me doing the capt morgan pose over a classmate wearing a yellow fuzzy diaper and a canadian flag tied around his neck)
Something just dawned on me. You know how we went from two digit years to four digit years because of the Y2K bug? In like 9K years we'll have to go to 5 digit years to combat the problem again