the closest i've ever gotten was when i went to the bar with two co-workers and one of them (the @Chase of our group) had too many beers and said that the kid on the jeopardy teen tournament was "so stupid, someone should punch him in the face"
(apparently, there is a picture from when I was in college of me doing the capt morgan pose over a classmate wearing a yellow fuzzy diaper and a canadian flag tied around his neck)
"Napoleon attacked by rabbits" so I had to go google search it. "The story of Napoleon being "defeated" by rabbits during a hunt in 1807 is a humorous anecdote, but it's not a confirmed historical fact, though it is mentioned in General Thiébault's memoirs. "