I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter is a copypasta about a male who dreams of becoming a helicopter. It parodies absurd gender and sexual identification posts often found on forums like tumblr exploring the topic by including references to social justice terms like check your privilege.
Really, @Lucy?!?! I could ask that or start asking myself, 'Where in The World is Lee Jordan?' or 'Where in The World are Zack and Ivy?' I mean no one knows where everybody us at.