(On another note, I was going to ask if you could use your research prowess to assist me with finding information for an OOC project, but I'll save that for when I'm slightly more awake.)
It’s real and it does exactly what it says it will: send Dumb Cuneiform a tweet or an SMS message and they’ll transliterate it into ancient Persian cuneiform, stamp it into a clay table…
Actually, the only thing that wasn't stolen at the Louvre's Apollo Gallery is the Regent Diamond, figure no one would take it because something to do with a curse.