Nighttime ramblings of Charlet

[Charlet]

((. At night I like to write sleepy diaries of Charlet as she falls asleep writing about her life at vile))

Tick tock is my favorite sound

I have a ticking clock in my room

I like to hear it’s sound all around

It helps me know i’m not dreaming



Sleep isnt fun for me

I should try to count sheep

Does vile even have sheep?

I know we have cats and goats.



I like alpacas more than goats

Maybe the boss will let me steal an alpaca one day



Stealing isnt easy

Its fun though



I once stole a cookie from a bakery

It was delicious



I also steal people’s food sometimes

I also steal sodas left out



I like soda

 

[Chase]

I wouldn't be surprised if VILE runs a sheep farm somewhere in New Zealand.

 

[Jade]

I wouldn't be surprised if VILE runs a sheep farm somewhere in New Zealand.

I doubt VILE will run a sheep farm at all,Chase. I remember Vic the Slick stole a herd of sheep there. (WITWICS?: Baaaaad News in New Zealand)

 

[Julie Justice]

Actually, it wouldn't surprise at all if VILE had a sheep farm somewhere in New Zealand. They could sell sheep--their meat, and wool--to fund all their legitimate business enterprises that fund all their charitable activities (as @Joe Kerr has previously said).

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

I wouldn't be surprised if VILE runs a sheep farm somewhere in New Zealand.

Why would we waste our time with sheep when we could be raising goats?

 

[Charlet]

Why is vile called villians international league of evil if we only steal?



Why did i see a guy spraypainting grass green today?



Why can’t i find narnia?



Have you heard there is a rumor in st petersberg?



Why am i the smallest in a line of twelve and not called madaline?



Why do i see more junior thiefs in the future?

 

[Charlet]

Midnight dance off with my shadows
And the thunder rains making music to play
However it’s not as easy as I want it to be
It’s not okay to dance much longer

So I skip over to my bed
And I think about the life I led
So many secrets up in my head
And I wonder if I had been fed up
When I left oss
Or was I bored with waiting as a spare
Or did I even care?

I don’t even know why I left them
Perhaps I been denying it
Because it probably hurts me more
In my core
If I acknowledge that’s she is gone
So I grab my sanbunny and I go to her in my dreams

Oh mama your little girl is coming to play
For tonight

 

[Charlet]

If I was an animal what would I be?
A ferret or a bunny or a seal
If I was a mythological creature what would I be?
An elf or a fay

If I was a bug what would I be?
A butterfly or a dragonfly

 

[Charlet]

Millions of pieces of shattered glass are scattered across the floors

Sticky strawberry soda seeped into the wooden floor.

So much Icky, sticky, shattered glass on the floor.

Ants appear out of no where to the sticky soda.

then it was all gone.

no glass, no ants, No sticky strawberry soda; but where did it go?

It turned out my mind was playing tricks on me.

 

[Invader]

Perhaps it meant something?

 

[Charlet]

Perhaps it meant something?

more like sleep deprived. Sometimes I don’t sleep for 48hours

 

[Charlet]

Charlet was cosplaying as her boss

“I stole all of sand man’s sand.” She muttered before letting out a big yawn

Her fedora fell off as she the heist backfired
A deep yawn left her mouth as she fought zzz back the magic

“I’m the greatest...”. Charlet sleepily stated as her eyes forced closed

The queen of crime has fallen asleep.