*Tenchi speaks to an assembly of people gathered from near and far* "Here ye! Here ye! We are gathered here to witness the first Eggnog tasting of the year. Every year we gather to pay our our respects to the Eggnog community. And thusly I will now recite the speech to authorize my self to drink this delectable concoction. *Tenchi adjusts his glasses* Ahem, Four score and several centuries ago Our eggnog fathers-," Djinn: "Stop this now and drink the bloody eggnog you twit!" Tenchi: "Fine, Fine Mr. grumpy" *Tenchi drinks eggnog* "Yes!!! My power level is over 9000!!!" Or in short, that was pretty good. *The crowd gives a standing ovation*