[Chat Log] March 15, 2019

[Invader]

Hello

 

[Chase]

NASA Offering People $19,000 To Stay In Bed For Two Months

NASA and the European Space Agency are willing to pay 24 participants nearly $19,000 to spend 60 days in bed.

pittsburgh.cbslocal.com

 

[Chase]

“Like most dream jobs, the offer comes with a catch. You must speak German and be between 24 and 55 and healthy.” — Anyone want to learn German?

 

[Chase]

Also, on the German sign-up website, it specifies they’re looking for only women.

 

[Neb]

What, really?? I do that already!

 

[Neb]

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[Neb]

damn it, i need german

 

[Chase]

I can teach you German. I’ll only charge $5k, it’s a steal compared to your earning potential.

 

[Neb]

Lulz

 

[Neb]

You think it needs that?

 

[Neb]

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[Neb]

actually yeah, it do