(Chase has the talent of speaking better than writing, I'm sure he gets by as a child might: 'parrotting' others until he has the necessary cache of words and grammar to memory)
I learned Arabic because an archivist friend in the UAE showed me a book called "The Perfumed Garden" and it (by no small measure) is the only 'religious' erotic text written in Islam.))
Actually, the only thing that wasn't stolen at the Louvre's Apollo Gallery is the Regent Diamond, figure no one would take it because something to do with a curse.