ha, i'm reminded of a sign my old co-worker had in her office. you know the saying "you don't have to be crazy to work here... but it helps!"? this was a modified version: "you don't have to be crazy to work here... we'll train you!"
Until I played one of the Carmen games from 1995 with Lynn Thigpen, and I found a note left behind from one of her agents, I didn't realize that Carmen pays her people too Lol