Deric Storm
Consul
(a couple years ago, someone rang my doorbell at like 8am on a Saturday or Sunday. me and my roommate both go to the door. I open it and the guy says "Would you like to find Jesus today?". Already annoyed at being woken up that early on the weekend, I reply "Did ya'll lose him again? You need to put a bell on that boy or something" before slamming the door in his face. I turn around to see my roommate on the ground laughing)