We’re all Working Joes

[Tenchi Masaki]

Okay well just call you Cap Girl and you can go beat up working joes with your assortment of caps and headbands. I say this for I am the real... Capman! I’ll show you around the cap cave later. For now we have to get ready for the mission. *Just then the tv broadcast is interrupted*

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Oh no ferret it’s the Joester! What evil schemes is he plotting now!?
The Joester: “Are you the real Capman?”

Generic Detective: “No...”

Joester: “No, then why do you dress up like him?”

detective: “he’s a symbol that we don’t have to be afraid of rust buckets like you.”

Joester: “Oh you do detective, you really do. To be or not to be; that is the question...”

*generic detective starts screaming at the sudden random quoting of Shakespeare out of context*

 

[Laverna]

I feel like im in a batman parody, but looks like I gotta save my mister." Laverna runs away to save a potato

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Save him quick and bring him to the Capcave, then he can become Turban the boy wonder!

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

And I assure you it not becoming that, and not just because my cap is thrown at the working joes and explodes like sailor moon’s tiara.

 

[Laverna]

*drags Ruslan in and hes unconscious* well hes alive just not awake he was hiding in a potato shoot

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

*administers first aid*

 

[Ruslan]

*wakes up*

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Welcome to the Capcave old chum, I’m Capman and this is Capgirl we protect Vent City from evil and also help that dashing and devilishly handsome leader of Vent Command Tenchi in his quest to defeat the Working Joes and my arch nemesis The Joester.

 

[Laverna]

“Is joestar a reference to joker or joe Kerr?” Laverna says breaking the forth wall

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

“Is joestar a reference to joker or joe Kerr?” Laverna says breaking the forth wall

Yes it is and that’s the only bat anything I’m doing

 

[Laverna]

*grabs exploding arrows*. Brb darlings