[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019

[Laverna]

Cool

 

[Lucy]

Pop! Goes the weasel!!

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

ACME Nursery rhyme-net: Not without a mulberry bush it doesn’t missy!

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

I think ACME management has too much time on its hands.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Djinn: “Too right Tenchi this is bloody ridiculous.”

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

ACME Nursery rhyme-Net: “That’s what you think! We’re a subdivision of ACME Rhyme-Net, so technically THEY have too much time on their hands!”

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Well well see about that. *dials number* Hello ACME Time-Net? Yes I need you to take time away from ACME Rhyme-Net please. They’re using it to bring unnecessary red tape to the other divisions. If this keeps up people will think ACME has too many divisions and too much red tape. Which is silly but ACME Red tape-Net will complain saying, “You’re using too much red tape!” to all of us regardless.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

ACME Time-Net: “Can do! If there’s one thing Time-Net hates it’s giving too much time away. Thank you for telling us!”

 

[Laverna]

*confused*

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

ACME Time-Net: “Were sorry Rhyme-Net but we’ve got reports that you have too much time so... yoink!”

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

ACME Rhyme-Net: “No! We need time to rhyme! Well get you for this Tenchi! You got multiple complaint memos coming your way! Human Resources will have the last laugh! Hahaha!”

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

ACME Human Resources: “Actually this dispute is not our concern so deal with the time burn Rhyme-Net.”