[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019

[Tenchi Masaki]

Yes and all ferrets candy comes straight off of the Good Ship Lollipop.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Djinn: More like the Bad Ship Jawbreaker.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Good Morning!

 

[Charlet]

*yawns*

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

I have a time bomb bank... it went off today and blasted all the coins out... It has a burning circuit smell now... I’m not sure if that’s part of the alarm gimmick... or because it’s made in China... Moral of the story don’t buy a time bomb bank stuck to the piggies; they’ve been doing it the longest.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

*Writing timebomb bank research in Hobonichi Techo Planner*

 

[Victorique]

Buy a Marx bust bank

 

[Victorique]

I keep biting into this stale preztel roll and cringing but a. I'm hungry b. It still has the addictive pretzel taste

 

[Victorique]

No longer pretzely. [Yeets bread]

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Curiouser and curiouser, Charlet said she had to eat Mac n cheese that tasted like popcorn

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

I told her it could be worse and she could be eating *thunder* Killer Tofu...

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

So continue to be on guard for tomatoes, carrots, and tofu