I have a time bomb bank... it went off today and blasted all the coins out... It has a burning circuit smell now... I’m not sure if that’s part of the alarm gimmick... or because it’s made in China... Moral of the story don’t buy a time bomb bank stuck to the piggies; they’ve been doing it the longest.
Breaking news: historians believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that once belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson said, "They're so badly chewed on the ends, we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B."
"Napoleon attacked by rabbits" so I had to go google search it. "The story of Napoleon being "defeated" by rabbits during a hunt in 1807 is a humorous anecdote, but it's not a confirmed historical fact, though it is mentioned in General Thiébault's memoirs. "