Now @Charlet you take for granted ordering a pizza to the point where you ate all the Alfredo before anyone else. Now granted that was a wise decision since if you turned your back you gind it gone with an “IOU one Alfredo” note from Vic the Slick. But you expect tomato sauce to just be on it like it’s no big deal. Well once upon a time tomatoes were banned little lady since you know, they tried to destroy humanity.
One day you were putting tomato slices on anything just for the heck of it. The next giant tomato were rolling down the streets! The people were caught off guard by this sudden attack! They scatterred to and fro but to no avail tomatoes were everywhere! Just as all hope seemed lost the people fought back! Led by brave heroes like Wilbur Finletter they soldiered on! Slowly the tomatoes were driven back and defeated! Tomato bans were implemented afterward; and you couldn’t find tomatoes for sale anywhere. But times changed and like prohibition the tomato bans were repealed. But you should never forget the sacrifices that were made by grown ups so you can have your tomato this or your tomato that. THE END @Invader
Update on the Louvre Robbery: there are four more being arrested today, unfortunately there's no trace of the jewels being found since October 19th according to BBC News.
You know, there was a question from one of my fb pages I follow that asked, if time travel were possible what event would you visit in history and change. My response was that I'd stop or make sure Hitler were never born. And then I began thinking about it. And thought....how would that change ACME? Would we still be Anerican and international? Would we still have The united nations and NATO?