[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019

[Tenchi Masaki]

@Charlet how many times have I told you not to make Christmas songs using time travel? FRANK SINATRA AND CYNDI LAUPER ~ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

*Leaves KFC fried chicken for everyone*

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

And now the sacred poultry is ready... What’s with the turkey? It’s Christmas, you eat fried chicken on Christmas.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Djinn: “Actually you moron Japan eats fried fast food chicken on Christmas.”

 

[Eugene]

Ooh, chocolate bread. *tries some*

 

[Eugene]

Thanks @Everly

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

“So I should not set the bucket of biscuits down then?” ACME/VILE: “Actually Tenchi you can set that bucket down we don’t mind. Biscuits, biscuits, biscuits!”

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Kylie: “I never minded Tenchi taking me to KFC in Japan for Christmas dinner. The idea of such a perverse act fills me with joy. Plus I get traditional western dinner anyway.“

 

[Charlet]

i dont like fried chicken or turkey

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

@Charlet, here you go ferret *gives Charlet KFC chicken made out of Sour Patch gummies*

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

And now to unveil my Christmas invention the Turducken pressure cooker! Just drop a turkey, duck, and chicken into the machine and it will auto combine them with a chicken inside the duck, which is inside the turkey! Then after stitching the turkey incision will cook them to perfection!... Hmm why isn’t this the new Halloween main dish by now?

 

[Jade]

Merry Christmas you two!