[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019

[Laverna]

Lol

 

[Lucy]

I want to tell a math joke, but I'm 2 squared

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Have some pi it’ll make you feel better

 

[Lucy]

What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell!

 

[Lucy]

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day, even the cake was in tiers.

 

[Lucy]

What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on top of a hill? Egg rolls.

 

[Lucy]

Q: What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? A: Make me one with everything.

 

[Lucy]

Q: How do frogs make breakfast? A: In a toadster

 

[Lucy]

Today in History: July 6th, 1957 Althea Gibson is first African American to win Wimbledon

 

[Lucy]

Despite popular artistic representation, rain does not fall from the sky shaped like teardrops; raindrops actually resemble hamburger buns.

 

[Lucy]

On this day in 1497, Vasco da Gama sailed from Lisbon with a fleet of four vessels, and he ultimately opened a sea route from western Europe to Asia by way of the Cape of Good Hope, ushering in a new era in world history.

 

[Lucy]

On this day in 1497, Vasco da Gama sailed from Lisbon with a fleet of four vessels, and he ultimately opened a sea route from western Europe to Asia by way of the Cape of Good Hope, ushering in a new era in world history. Source~ encyclopedia britannica