One day Satan was sitting on a throne and he said: I NEED SOME CANDY! HOW CAN I GET SOME CANDY DOWN HERE? I KNOW, I'LL HAVE THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD DRESSAS HOBOS AND POWER RANGERS!
Something just dawned on me. You know how we went from two digit years to four digit years because of the Y2K bug? In like 9K years we'll have to go to 5 digit years to combat the problem again