i DO read, fabulous nebulous. i am currently reading a novel about a lesbian who discovers she's from the world of fairy tales and has to save it accompanied by her hot butch sidekick, her shape-shifting cat, and a pansexual leprechaun lady.
"Napoleon attacked by rabbits" so I had to go google search it. "The story of Napoleon being "defeated" by rabbits during a hunt in 1807 is a humorous anecdote, but it's not a confirmed historical fact, though it is mentioned in General Thiébault's memoirs. "