[Chat Log] Marvel Improv | January 2015

[Deadpool]

Jan 18, 2015 at 9:20 AM - Black Widow: *thinks all the other pancakes have been contaminated with germs now*
Jan 18, 2015 at 9:23 AM - Loki: *upset that his brother and immature-Stark are plotting against him* i-am-Loki [They will pay for their insolence.]
Jan 18, 2015 at 9:29 AM - Loki: *watches people acting strange, feels another sprig coming on and overs his ear*
Jan 18, 2015 at 9:29 AM - Loki: [curse this...] I am Loki...
Jan 18, 2015 at 4:22 PM - Groot narrows eyes
Jan 18, 2015 at 4:22 PM - Groot: I am Groot.
Jan 18, 2015 at 7:57 PM - Ororo Munroe: *Ororo is enjoying her time with her new friend, Deadpool. She says,"Part of my powers is the ability to read energy patterns. I think there is a special "energy" between us. Perhaps we can go somewhere private, and talk about it?"
Jan 18, 2015 at 10:21 PM - Capt. Steven Rogers: *wonders where Widow is*
Jan 19, 2015 at 3:02 AM - Lady Sif: *cannot seem to shake off the lethargy; returns to armchair to watch some television--this realm seems to enjoy battle as much as the Warriors Three and she do*

 

[Deadpool]

Jan 19, 2015 at 4:32 AM - Lady Sif: *hugs a cushion and dozes off in the armchair*
Jan 19, 2015 at 5:00 AM - Loki: *wants to cut Sif's hair for a prank* I am Loki
Jan 19, 2015 at 5:35 AM - Black Widow: *is running low on disinfectant*
Jan 19, 2015 at 5:36 AM - Black Widow: *hacks her widow-bite bracelets to spray anti-bacterial solution*
Jan 19, 2015 at 9:29 AM - Thor: *Pulls on one of Loki's branches.* Leave her be, she is mine.
Jan 19, 2015 at 9:30 AM - Thor: *Thinks Natasha is trying to cure them through technology.* What else do you need for the microbes-killing spray?
Jan 19, 2015 at 9:32 AM - Loki: *glares at Thor* I-am-Loki
Jan 19, 2015 at 9:53 AM - Black Widow: *hears Thor* I need all the alcohol you can find.
Jan 19, 2015 at 9:56 AM - Iron Man: *finds a convenient box of Christmas tree ornaments while searching for toilet paper rolls*
Jan 19, 2015 at 9:56 AM - Iron Man: *sneaks behind Loki and starts placing ornaments on his branches*
Jan 19, 2015 at 9:59 AM - Iron Man:
Jan 19, 2015 at 10:05 AM - Black Widow: *blinks as she sees a Loki Christmas-Tree*
Jan 19, 2015 at 10:18 AM - Loki: *shakes fist* I am Loki!
Jan 19, 2015 at 11:42 AM - Lady Sif: *groggily opens her eyes and stares at the sight for a moment*
Jan 19, 2015 at 11:42 AM - Lady Sif: . . . *begins to laugh*
Jan 19, 2015 at 6:14 PM - Spider-Man: *steals an ornament from Loki-tree* My precious-- oh what? Why am I doing this??
Jan 19, 2015 at 6:14 PM - Spider-Man: *keeps ornament anyway*
Jan 19, 2015 at 6:52 PM - Deadpool: *talks to Ororo* You read energy patterns? What does mine look like? Is it golden?
Jan 19, 2015 at 8:21 PM - Ororo Munroe: Yes, it very strong, like the rays from a sun. Now, would you like to escape this chaos with me? Or do you want to play with the others?
Jan 19, 2015 at 8:51 PM - Deadpool: I'm game, Storm. Who cares about the others, they never invited me to join the Avengers anyway. Where are we going?
Jan 19, 2015 at 9:03 PM - Ororo Munroe: It does not matter does it? As long as it is somewhere more private. We will not have to go far.
Jan 19, 2015 at 9:16 PM - Deadpool: *thinks* [[This sounds like a trap]]
Jan 19, 2015 at 9:16 PM - Deadpool: Let's go!
Jan 19, 2015 at 9:26 PM - Ororo Munroe: *Ororo sees a slight change in Deadpool's "aura" and begins to reconsider.* She says,"I truly like you, Pool. You are safe with me. This is not a trick or trap. I just want to be with you."
Jan 19, 2015 at 9:33 PM - Ororo Munroe: *Ororo starts feelling "sensitive" again.* She says,"Perhaps you don't like me after all. It is alright."
Jan 19, 2015 at 11:48 PM - Ororo Munroe: *Ororo curls up on the end of the couch and falls asleep. As she dreams, she mutters, kicking and fighting.* She says,"No, I don't want to do that!! I'm a child!! Get off me!!" *In all her thrashing around, one of the cushions from the back of the couch falls on top of Ororo. She pulls her knife out of her belt, and violently stabs the cushion, throwing it on the floor.*
Jan 20, 2015 at 12:05 AM - Ororo Munroe: *Ororo wakes up, feeling like the scared teenager she had been on that day. She cries a little. Her eyes turn solid white, and begin to glow. She looks at Deadpool.* She says,"You're like that man...who waned to give me a ride from Cairo to Kenya..You don't really like me. I cannot trust you either." She *cries* again, and her eyes turn back to their bright, brilliant blue.*
Jan 20, 2015 at 12:08 AM - Ororo Munroe: Finally regaining her composure, she looks at Deadpool, and says,"I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me."
Jan 20, 2015 at 2:12 AM - Groot steals knife and stabbed pillow

 

[Deadpool]

Jan 20, 2015 at 5:00 AM - Ororo Munroe: *Ororo takes the knife back from Groot.* She says,"I never wanted to hurt anyone. But I was all alone, and had no friends to help me."
Jan 20, 2015 at 5:17 AM - Ororo Munroe: But, now I have many friends with the X-Men, that help me. And hopefully, I still have friends here, too. And if we all help each other, hopefully we will all recover from this virus soon."
Jan 20, 2015 at 5:40 AM - Ororo Munroe: *Ororo picks up the cushion and puts it back on the couch* She looks at Loki, decorated as a Chritmas tree, and says,"Noone would have done that to me, when I was worshipped as the Goddess of the Serengeti Plains." She goes to the kitchen to make herself a snack, before finding a quiet place to rest.
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:25 AM - Black Widow: *hears Ororo and is briefly reminded of the Red Room in Russia. Decides to let her rest before talking to her*
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:29 AM - Black Widow: *also grabs all the vodka*
Jan 20, 2015 at 9:48 AM - Loki: *watches the chaos and thinks about it*...iamloki
Jan 20, 2015 at 11:13 AM - Iron Man: *uses JARVIS to check his favourite social networking sites* Sweet! I got over 3000 likes already for that Loki picture!!!
Jan 20, 2015 at 11:14 AM - Iron Man: *sees vodka* Hey can I drink? I may be only 14 but I swear I can hold my alcohol. *crosses fingers behind his back*
Jan 20, 2015 at 11:38 AM - Black Widow: You are.. Fourteen?
Jan 20, 2015 at 11:40 AM - Black Widow: *thinks Tony does look younger*
Jan 20, 2015 at 1:08 PM - Lady Sif: *narrows eyes at Loki, impatient* Yes, your name is now known to us all. I can hardly hope to ever forget it.
Jan 20, 2015 at 1:14 PM - Lady Sif: What does Iron Man speak of? *looks about, confused*
Jan 20, 2015 at 3:07 PM - Deadpool: *feel asleep due to his extreme mood swings but hopes Ororo is okay*
Jan 20, 2015 at 3:08 PM - Deadpool: Who took all the Vodka!?!
Jan 20, 2015 at 4:09 PM - Loki: *vents* I am Loki! [I must find the cure, this is not helping]
Jan 20, 2015 at 4:25 PM - Thor: *Looks at Tony Stark.* While your body is not 14 years of age, you feel as if you are a sapling? Yes, I understand this. I feel... as if I am not yet worthy of Mjölnir.
Jan 20, 2015 at 5:52 PM - Lady Sif: *is concerned at the last bit in Thor’s sentence and wishes to move to comfort him*
Jan 20, 2015 at 5:52 PM - Lady Sif: *attempts to stand up from the comfortable armchair and is surprised by an… ache in her back—an ache?*
Jan 20, 2015 at 5:59 PM - Thor: *Considers Sif.* Are you well, Astrith?
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:08 PM - Lady Sif: Yes. Yes, Fridr. But, are you? I am concerned of how unsure you have been since we were told of the virus. *touches his head*
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:10 PM - Lady Sif: You have been and always will be worthy. *gentler*
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:18 PM - Thor: I am both hopeless and impatient, perhaps we only need some air. *Opens a window.*
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:20 PM - Black Widow: ...*peers from the mezzanine level at the Asgardian love birds*
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:20 PM - Black Widow: Don't open that window!
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:20 PM - Black Widow: All types of pollution can come in.
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:20 PM - Thor: *Pauses and removes his hand from the latch.*
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:21 PM - Thor: My apologies, I did not know that I was endangering us.
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:22 PM - Black Widow: *sighs as she slides down* I'm doing this for your own good. You have no idea how bad other viruses could mix with this virus we're carrying.
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:22 PM - Black Widow: *sprays Thor with vodka*
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:23 PM - Black Widow: we... we're out of disinfectant.
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:24 PM - Lady Sif: *looks up at the exclaiming Black Widow, ready to defend Thor, whom she is certain is quite ill* Yes, he did not mean to— *begins to cough as she breathes in the vodka* Ooohhh… What is this—
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:24 PM - Thor: *Sniffs the alcohol on his clothing.* I suppose... this is well. Thank you.
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:24 PM - Lady Sif: Are you unwell, too? *peers at Natasha*
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:26 PM - Black Widow: I think we're all "unwell"... I can feel the germs crawling everywhere.
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:28 PM - Black Widow: Here, take this.

 

[Deadpool]

Jan 20, 2015 at 6:28 PM - Black Widow: *hands Lady Sif a bomb set to disperse vodka in vapor form*
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:29 PM - Thor: *Regards strange bomb.*
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:32 PM - Black Widow: Use it when you have to.
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:36 PM - Lady Sif: *takes the compact grenade and inspects it* It could be that you require rest, Natasha Romanov. Even in Asgard, it is believed that a good sleep will heal.
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:38 PM - Thor: *Turns to Sif.* Have you had a good sleep, yourself?
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:40 PM - Black Widow: *thinks rest may ward off the virus*
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:40 PM - Black Widow: I'll take your advice, Lady Sif. Rest does sound good.
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:41 PM - Black Widow: *goes to find a quiet corner to spray with disinfectant*
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:44 PM - Lady Sif: *looks after Natasha, concerned*
Jan 20, 2015 at 6:44 PM - Lady Sif: *turns back to Thor* I dreamt of Asgard, and now, my back aches. It is strange. Not since our most glorious battles have I had such a feeling… *ponders* Truly, we must come to Midgard, one day, and not have to meet the Destroyer or be confined in such circumstances… How odd this realm is.
Jan 20, 2015 at 7:12 PM - Thor: *Smiles slightly.* Of course, without world-ending threats, the beaches here are magnificent.
Jan 20, 2015 at 7:40 PM - Deadpool: *sniffs* This is too romantic.
Jan 20, 2015 at 7:40 PM - Ororo Munroe: *Dreaming of her teenage years, when she was worshipped as the Goddess of the Seregetti Plains, and defeated the mutant Deluge, and was joined by and recruited into the X-Men, Ororo wakes up feeling much better.*
Jan 20, 2015 at 7:46 PM - Ororo Munroe: *Ororo *thinks to herself,"I'm glad this virus has not affecteted my appetite. Haha." Ororo goes to the kitchen and has some cereal, toast, and juice.*
Jan 20, 2015 at 7:49 PM - Ororo Munroe: *Finishing her food, Ororo hears voices in the living room, and decides to be brave, and join them.*
Jan 20, 2015 at 7:52 PM - Ororo Munroe: Ororo says,"Hello Deadpool. Hello Lady Sif. Hello Thor."
Jan 20, 2015 at 8:04 PM - Deadpool: Yo 'Roro.
Jan 20, 2015 at 8:04 PM - Deadpool: Don't disturb, looks like Thor and Sif are having a moment.
Jan 20, 2015 at 8:04 PM - Deadpool: At least that's what I think it is...
Jan 20, 2015 at 8:05 PM - Deadpool: I can't understand the way they talk.
Jan 20, 2015 at 8:47 PM - Ororo Munroe: Hello Deadpool, my friend. I just wanted to acknowledge the God of Thunder. We have a history. I didn't want him to think I was intimidated. He and his Lady may have their moment. I understand the way they talk a little.

 

[Deadpool]

Jan 21, 2015 at 4:22 AM - Lady Sif: Greetings, Storm. I do like your hair.
Jan 21, 2015 at 5:36 AM - Deric Storm: *sees Widow sleeping in the corner*
Jan 21, 2015 at 5:37 AM - Deric Storm: *places gift basket of disinfectant and cleaning wipes next to Widow with a note saying "From Steve"*
Jan 21, 2015 at 5:38 AM - Capt. Steven Rogers: (weird, I logged in as Cap before I posted those last few items)
Jan 21, 2015 at 6:02 AM - Ororo Munroe: Hello again, Lady Sif. Thank you for the compliment. How are you feeling today?
Jan 21, 2015 at 6:06 AM - Ororo Munroe: I do hope the Black Widow is alright. I am glad to say that I feel much better today myself.
Jan 21, 2015 at 10:02 PM - Ororo Munroe: Ororo says,"Ohhh..Suddenly I feel like I could fall asleep..just sitting here..for no reason at all.." Ororo curls up on the couch, next to the cushion she so violently "killed." She *thinks* "I hope I don't have another bad dream."

 

[Deadpool]

Jan 22, 2015 2:24 PM - Black Widow: *sees the note and thanks Steve by disinfecting his shield first*
Jan 22, 2015 8:41 PM - Ororo Munroe: *Ororo wakes up from her nap in the living room, amongst the same group of people. She smiles a little. The Black Widow is like a small tornado, running around, disinfecting things.*

 

[Deadpool]

Jan 23, 2015 at 9:50 AM - Deadpool: *Deadpool starts to feel a wee bit less viral*
Jan 23, 2015 at 3:12 PM - Lady Sif: *is overwhelmed with sudden nostalgia and sits down onto a chair to begin telling the story of the Battle of Haragon…* It was so much fun… *reminisces*
Jan 23, 2015 at 3:14 PM - Lady Sif: *didn’t think it was too long ago, but wonders that it feels like many millennia past* The victory celebration after was such a spectacle...
Jan 23, 2015 at 3:15 PM - Thor: *Believes Sif is beginning to sound like Father Odin.*
Jan 23, 2015 at 7:35 PM - Ororo Munroe: Ororo says,"Yes..We all have had some great battles in the past, to save EVERYONE, even if they don't always appreciate our efforts."*Glances at Thor.* It is nice when we are all on the same side, too."

 

[Deadpool]

Jan 24, 2015 7:26 AM - Black Widow: *starts to feel a little less like cleaning and begins to notice the other heroes acting very strange*
Jan 24, 2015 7:27 AM - Black Widow: This sickness seems to have physically affected Loki the most.
Jan 24, 2015 7:29 AM - Black Widow: Though I think I prefer him without the ability to talk.
Jan 24, 2015 7:31 AM - Black Widow: (found this one and only thought of Loki-Groot)
Jan 24, 2015 7:31 AM - Black Widow:
Jan 24, 2015 7:39 AM - Loki: I am LOKI!
Jan 24, 2015 1:47 PM - Iron Man: *sees Loki*
Jan 24, 2015 1:47 PM - Iron Man: What happened to you?
Jan 24, 2015 1:48 PM - Iron Man: What happened to us?
Jan 24, 2015 1:48 PM - Iron Man: *has JARVIS delete all facebook, twitter and instagram postings made from his account in the past 48 hours*
Jan 24, 2015 3:28 PM - Lady Sif: *had fallen asleep again after telling her tale… and wakes to such confusion* Ooh…
Jan 24, 2015 3:28 PM - Lady Sif: *massages her temples before pausing to check that all of her armour and weapons are intact* What is going on? Thor? Loki? *frowns at the latter, still covered with baubles… and then, begins to laugh, all over again*
Jan 24, 2015 11:05 PM - Ororo Munroe: *says to the Black Widow,* "How are you feeling? Are you beginning to feel better, finally?"
Jan 24, 2015 11:07 PM - Ororo Munroe: says*to Lady Sif,"And you, my Lady, are you beginninng to feel better, finally, as well?"

 

[Deadpool]

Jan 25, 2015 9:16 AM - Lady Sif: *stretches a little and walks a round about the sitting room before answering Ororo* Yes, I am… Were you feeling unwell, too?
Jan 25, 2015 7:00 PM - Ororo Munroe: says"Yes, although I seemed to do better than most. My powers can be affected by my emotions, so the worst part for me was the mood swings. Luckily, I have had years of practice and training learning to control my powers and my emotions."

 

[Deadpool]

Jan 26, 2015 at 10:00 AM - Deadpool: *starts to sing*
Jan 26, 2015 at 10:00 AM - Deadpool: Oh I would do anything for love...
Jan 26, 2015 at 10:12 AM - Spider-Man: but I won't do that! *joins*
Jan 26, 2015 at 11:43 AM - Iron Man: *notices a mirror crack*
Jan 26, 2015 at 11:46 AM - Iron Man: JARVIS, please cross Wade and Parker off the list for Karaoke night. Thank you.
Jan 26, 2015 at 10:19 PM - Ororo Munroe: Ororo *laughs a little at Deadpool's song choice. She thinks to herself,"It's too bad you didn't feel that way a few days ago..when I wanted to lose control a little with you. Men are stupid. But he probably couldn't handle my having my affections anyway. Most men can't.*
Jan 26, 2015 at 10:21 PM - Ororo Munroe: *starts thinking about Wolverine.*
Jan 26, 2015 at 10:33 PM - Ororo Munroe: Ororo *sees the crack in the mirror. Her eyes turn solid white and glow. Standing in front of the mirror, *she says,"Ice, fill in the cracks of this mirror, to help hold it together." *Her eyes turn back to their brilliant, bright blue.*
Jan 26, 2015 at 10:35 PM - Ororo Munroe: *looks at Spider Man and Deadpool* and says,"I am glad you are both and good spirits, my friends."
Jan 26, 2015 at 10:42 PM - Ororo Munroe: *sits down by Iron Man* and *quietly* says,"If I had not known better, I woud have thought I was listening to two animals that were in distress, that needed my help. Haha."

 

[Deadpool]

Jan 27, 2015 at 10:05 AM - Black Widow: *chuckles at Peter and Deadpool's singing*
Jan 27, 2015 at 5:25 PM - Nick Fury: Good. It looks like you have survived the worst of the virus.
Jan 27, 2015 at 5:26 PM - Nick Fury: *hands everyone a hypodermic needle gun with their names labeled on it* Make sure to give us a sample of your blood so vaccines can be made.
Jan 27, 2015 at 5:27 PM - Nick Fury: You have done a great service for the world.
Jan 27, 2015 at 6:27 PM - Ororo Munroe: *Ororo happily takes a the hypodermic needle gun, to take a sample of her blood so that vaccines can be made.*
Jan 27, 2015 at 6:30 PM - Ororo Munroe: says,"I am sure we were all happy to help...But, I, for one, am happy that all of this is over".
Jan 27, 2015 at 7:51 PM - Deadpool: Excellent. *pumps his arm with the syringe*
Jan 27, 2015 at 7:52 PM - Deadpool: Mine's not working...

 

[Deadpool]

Jan 28, 2015 at 1:59 PM - Iron Man: *is about to inject himself when he notices the label on the gun*
Jan 28, 2015 at 2:00 PM - Iron Man: Stark Industries...wait a minute....you had me make these for you last year!!!
Jan 28, 2015 at 7:23 PM - Ororo Munroe: says,"You mean that we were all given this virus on purpose?!! I hate deception, amd liars!!" *Ororo's eyes turn solid white and begin to glow.*