[Chat Log] Marvel Improv | January 2015

Deadpool

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Deadpool
#2
Jan 14, 2015 at 9:39 AM - Black Widow: *uneasily enters the penthouse on 422 East 72nd street* Looks like we have the right address.
Jan 14, 2015 at 9:40 AM - Iron Man: Hmm...nice place. Not up to my usual standards but nice enough I guess.
Jan 14, 2015 at 9:43 AM - Black Widow: Not much is up to your 'usual standards'.
Jan 14, 2015 at 9:45 AM - Iron Man: What can I say? I'm a man of refined tastes.
Jan 14, 2015 at 9:45 AM - Black Widow: *calls Steve and Ororo on the radio* We're in. No sign of the Asgardians who sent the message.
Jan 14, 2015 at 9:47 AM - Iron Man: *looks around* Never figured Thor for a guy who likes the high life. I could give him a few pointers if he wanted though.
Jan 14, 2015 at 5:19 PM - Deadpool: *carries Groot in a pot* Yo, fly place Stark. We got your message. I hope money is involved 'cause the 'Pool don't work for free.
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:01 PM - Loki: *stands silent in an elevator, eyes on the dial going up*
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:07 PM - Thor: *Stands behind Loki.* Are you nervous?
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:12 PM - Loki: *nervously* No why would I be? We're in Midgard, do as they do.
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:14 PM - Thor: *Pounds briefly on the elevator wall.* Strong steel, this. Not at all like a metal coffin.
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:21 PM - Loki: *glares at Thor*
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:32 PM - Lady Sif: *looks straight ahead, watching the brothers via their reflections on the mirrored surfaces of the elevator, her hand resting lightly on the hilt of her sword; there is a low 'ping' and the double doors slide open…*
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:33 PM - Loki: *jumps out, and finally breathes*
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:33 PM - Loki: *grumbles* 'Metal coffin..'
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:35 PM - Lady Sif: *frowns a slight, moving out after Loki* What... is this...?
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:38 PM - Loki: It's something called a 'penthouse'... *checks the address in the note*
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:41 PM - Thor: *Steps off the elevator and spots Deadpool first as he enters the main area.* You summoned us here, Wade? What is the urgency?
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:55 PM - Deadpool: You got it wrong there Hammertime. It's Stark who 'summoned' us here.
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:55 PM - Deadpool: Wait... you thought I called you? And ALL OF YOU CAME?
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:56 PM - Lady Sif: The message implied dire circumstances. *plainly, looking at all the others*
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:57 PM - Deadpool: Oh my god, Asgard is a Deadpool fan base!
Jan 14, 2015 at 6:58 PM - Thor: This message *Snatches the note from Loki.* Was given to our father, is that not your name and signature?. *Hints to the awful sketch at the bottom.*
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:02 PM - Deadpool: [[They love you!]]
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:07 PM - Deadpool: No no no no no no... me and Groot here got a fancy schamcy telegram from Stark to get our butts to New York.
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:09 PM - Ororo Munroe: After finishing teaching a class at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, Ororo gets an important message. Since it is not far away,* Ororo creates a fog to mask her approach as she flies there using her ability to generate wind.* Ororo lands and says, "I am here."
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:10 PM - Groot: I am Groot.
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:10 PM - Groot: /waves from pot
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:10 PM - Loki: *looks at Deadpool's telegram from Tony Stark* This is suspicious.
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:12 PM - Lady Sif considers the fledging plant in its pot and lifts her hand from her sword to wave in response.
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:13 PM - Ororo Munroe: Lady Sif, you are not going to harm this creature, are you? !!
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:18 PM - Deadpool: *looks at Storm* hey, who's the hottie?
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:19 PM - Ororo Munroe: I am Ororo Munroe. One of the X-Men. You may call me Storm.
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:20 PM - Lady Sif: *raises an eyebrow at the question* No... But, have we crossed paths? You know my name.
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:23 PM - Loki: *wonders if Storm and Thor ever fought over powers*
 

Deadpool

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Deadpool
#3
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:24 PM - Ororo Munroe: No, we haven't met. But I know you by reputation. I meant no offense. I was only tying to defend what is obviously a very special creature in nature.
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:28 PM - Ororo Munroe: Last time I was part of the Avengers, Thor was here. Where is the God of Thunder?
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:32 PM - Groot is very special
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:33 PM - Ororo Munroe: Yes, all of nature is very special and important to me.
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:53 PM - Deadpool: *speaks to Storm* and you can call me 'Pool, I am the wielder of that special creature of nature you like so much.
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:55 PM - Ororo Munroe: Hello, Pool. I feel a special connection to all of nature, due to my powers, not just Groot.
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:57 PM - Deadpool: [[She has pretty hair]]
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:58 PM - Deadpool: You have pretty hair.
Jan 14, 2015 at 8:34 PM - Ororo Munroe: Thank you, Pool.
Jan 15, 2015 at 1:35 AM - Capt. Steven Rogers: Well, it seems a little crowded in here
Jan 15, 2015 at 1:36 AM - Iron Man: Ya think old man?
Jan 15, 2015 at 1:37 AM - Capt. Steven Rogers: Sorry, Tony, I got stuck in traffic
Jan 15, 2015 at 1:40 AM - Iron Man: Well maybe you can help us clear something up
Jan 15, 2015 at 1:41 AM - Capt. Steven Rogers: Okay, shoot?
Jan 15, 2015 at 1:41 AM - Iron Man: If Team Loki there didn't summon us, then who did?
Jan 15, 2015 at 1:42 AM - Iron Man: And I know for sure none of us summoned Deadpool? I mean seriously? Discount Wolverine much?
Jan 15, 2015 at 1:43 AM - Capt. Steven Rogers: There could be only one answer... HYDRA
Jan 15, 2015 at 1:44 AM - Iron Man: JARVIS scan the place for and monitoring equipment, hidden or otherwise
Jan 15, 2015 at 1:45 AM - Iron Man: [acknowledged]
Jan 15, 2015 at 1:46 AM - Capt. Steven Rogers: Anything?
Jan 15, 2015 at 1:47 AM - Iron Man: Nope
Jan 15, 2015 at 1:49 AM - Iron Man: Besides, I don't think Hydra has anyone proficient in Asgardianese
Jan 15, 2015 at 2:00 AM - Capt. Steven Rogers: I wouldn't be so sure of that
 

Deadpool

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Deadpool
#4
Jan 15, 2015 at 5:08 AM - Spider-Man: *finds the penthouse, sees all the heroes inside it, and comes in through the open balcony*
Jan 15, 2015 at 5:08 AM - Spider-Man: Guys
Jan 15, 2015 at 5:08 AM - Spider-Man: Are we having a reunion?
Jan 15, 2015 at 7:19 AM - Black Widow: *watches everyone suspiciously*
Jan 15, 2015 at 7:23 AM - Black Widow: Someone had the foresight to bring as all here, using one another as bait?
Jan 15, 2015 at 7:23 AM - Black Widow: *makes sure her phone doesn't detect any incoming missiles*
Jan 15, 2015 at 8:06 PM - Deadpool: Woah woah woah, lemme get this straight...
Jan 15, 2015 at 8:06 PM - Deadpool: We thought Stark called us... Stark thought the Asgardian Bikini Team called him... and they thought I wrangled you all?
Jan 15, 2015 at 8:07 PM - Deadpool: *points fingers in all directions*
Jan 15, 2015 at 9:43 PM - Capt. Steven Rogers: Am I crazy or did Wade just make sense?
Jan 16, 2015 at 1:23 AM - Iron Man: *shrugs* you know what they say about blind dogs and bones
Jan 16, 2015 at 1:23 AM - Groot eats his own leaves
Jan 16, 2015 at 1:25 AM - Iron Man: *Goes to the bar counter and opens some champagne*
Jan 16, 2015 at 1:26 AM - Iron Man: :champagne: :champagne: :champagne: :champagne: :champagne: :champagne: :champagne: :champagne: :champagne: :champagne: :champagne: :champagne:
Jan 16, 2015 at 1:27 AM - Iron Man: Since we're all here, might as well.
Jan 16, 2015 at 1:42 AM - Groot: :water:
Jan 16, 2015 at 1:42 AM - Groot: ...
Jan 16, 2015 at 1:42 AM - Groot: :ham:
Jan 16, 2015 at 2:04 AM - Capt. Steven Rogers: Isn't it a little early in the day for alcohol?
 

Deadpool

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Deadpool
#5
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:17 AM - Loki: *takes a glass of champagne* I can't fault Stark, this drink calms situations.
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:32 AM - Black Widow: *watches Groot eat his own leaves with interest* What experiment caused this?
Jan 16, 2015 at 2:30 PM - Loki: *wonders if a plant eating its own leaves should be a form of canibalism*
Jan 16, 2015 at 4:58 PM - Capt. Steven Rogers: I don't know, maybe it's an asgardian creature
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:36 PM - Nick Fury: *Enters as the doors and windows lock down*
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:36 PM - Nick Fury: I know you all must be wondering why I've called you here.
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:38 PM - Deadpool: *gasp!* Surprise entrance!!! [[THE PLOT THICKENS!]]
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:44 PM - Spider-Man: *plops on the couch*
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:44 PM - Thor: You called us here?
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:50 PM - Nick Fury: Yes. It seems we have a situation.
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:51 PM - Nick Fury: The bad news is all of you have tested positive for a virus called EMOTEBIA, and I can't let you guys out of this place.
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:52 PM - Spider-Man: *scratches his head* Emotebia?
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:52 PM - Spider-Man: Is that a thing?
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:55 PM - Nick Fury: Yes it is. Now listen.
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:55 PM - Nick Fury: The good news is, the members of this diverse group should be strong enough to survive. The antibodies you create would also be beneficial to saving all manner of people: Humans, Mutants, Asgardians, Aliens and... Groot.
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:59 PM - Thor: *Listens.* Yet... why not tell us in the summoning letters, why fabricate that we summoned one another?
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:01 PM - Deadpool: Yeahhh... why?
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:02 PM - Nick Fury: Because, I'm in hiding you fool! I had to make sure Hydra didn't intercept the messages to find me.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:02 PM - Spider-Man: But if they intercepted the message, they'd find us... like, ALL of us.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:03 PM - Nick Fury: Sush now, Parker!
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:03 PM - Thor: Clearly, this was well conceived.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:03 PM - Nick Fury: Let me go through the symptoms of EMOTEBIA with you all.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:04 PM - Nick Fury: You may have extreme mood swings, lose your powers, act childish or revert back to your teenage years...
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:05 PM - Lady Sif: *rubs her brow and narrows her eyes* How long will these symptoms last?
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:05 PM - Deadpool: I'm already childish, does this mean I'm immune?
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:05 PM - Lady Sif: When may we leave?
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:06 PM - Thor: Must we all be here?
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:07 PM - Nick Fury: We have to let the symptoms run their course, you all can leave when there is no trace of the virus in your bloodstream.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:07 PM - Spider-Man: Will this kill Deadpool?
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:07 PM - Nick Fury: Deadpool, No. Thor, Yes.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:08 PM - Deadpool: *looks at spidey* Waht!? It's like you want me to die.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:08 PM - Lady Sif: *pauses* How contagious is this virus?
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:08 PM - Spider-Man: *looks back at Deadpool, and just stares*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:09 PM - Nick Fury: It's highly contagious. Which is why you all are quarantined, Lady Sif. We can't risk you spreading this to people who may be weaker at handling the virus.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:10 PM - Thor: How, precisely, did we receive the virus in the first place?
 

Deadpool

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Known Aliases
Deadpool
#6
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:10 PM - Spider-Man: *thinks* Kissing...?
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:11 PM - Spider-Man: *Looks at Thor and Lady Sif.*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:12 PM - Lady Sif: *looks at Spider-Man, and then at Thor... and then at Nick Fury*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:13 PM - Lady Sif: If Groot has it, are the feline species of this realm susceptible?
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:13 PM - Nick Fury: That's not important. What's important is that you all help each other stay strong as the virus runs its course.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:13 PM - Deadpool: ...This sounds like a total cop out.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:14 PM - Deadpool: See my profile?! *points to profile* it says "immune to disease"
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:14 PM - Deadpool: But if you insist this is good for everyone. Let's play.....
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:15 PM - Lady Sif: *insists* Are the feline species of this realm susceptible?
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:17 PM - Nick Fury: ...cats?
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:17 PM - Spider-Man: *wonders if Lady Sif has a thing for cats*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:18 PM - Lady Sif: Yes. *shifts her weight between one leg and the other in growing restlessness*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:18 PM - Nick Fury: ...no.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:18 PM - Lady Sif: I... removed one from a tree while on the way here.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:18 PM - Lady Sif: That is good. *paces away*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:19 PM - Nick Fury: Welll then. Any more questions?
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:19 PM - Deadpool: I'm suddenly extremely happy... but the world is hopeless... it's all hopeless.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:20 PM - Deadpool: *sobs in a corner*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:22 PM - Spider-Man: *steals Deadpool's grenade*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:23 PM - Thor: Fury, does this not mean that you are also infected?
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:23 PM - Nick Fury: No, that's a silly notion.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:35 PM - Thor: *Crosses his arms.*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:42 PM - Deadpool: I feel... I feel sick. Someone hold me!
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:42 PM - Thor: *Finds himself wishing to rebel against so-called authority figures, but suppresses the notion for now.*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:46 PM - Deadpool: HOLD ME GOD OF THUNDER!
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:46 PM - Deadpool: *faints into Thor's manly arms*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:46 PM - Thor: *Drops Deadpool promptly to the ground.*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:47 PM - Deadpool: *squishes*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:49 PM - Deadpool: pffftt... I don't knead you. I have bread.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:49 PM - Deadpool: [[Puns!]]
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:50 PM - Thor: This is beginning to feel like a prison.
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:50 PM - Spider-Man: *itches for something to steal, sits on his hands*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:55 PM - Nick Fury: *raises his good eyebrow at Parker*
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:56 PM - Spider-Man: How long is this supposed to last again?
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:00 PM - Nick Fury: You all should feel these symptoms fading within a matter of days... if the virus does not mutate.
 

Deadpool

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Deadpool
#7
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:02 PM - Lady Sif: *continues to pace, removing her cape to hang it over a dining chair*
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:08 PM - Lady Sif: *scrutinises everyone, suspicious*
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:20 PM - Lady Sif: *decides that she must sit down and attempts to decide on the most comfortable seat in the apartment*
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:22 PM - Groot steals cape
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:22 PM - Groot: /realizes he has nowhere to hide it
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:22 PM - Groot: I am Groot
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:22 PM - Groot: [I need a bigger pot]
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:23 PM - Deadpool: *writes emotional poems*
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:23 PM - Deadpool: *writes about Groot needing a bigger pot*
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:23 PM - Deadpool: *writes about smoking pots*
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:23 PM - Deadpool: *...so ants don't get in...*
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:23 PM - Deadpool: [[PG!]]
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:24 PM - Thor: *Feels restless.*
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:25 PM - Lady Sif: *sits on a large armchair, and sees Groot holding her cape and looking lost*
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:26 PM - Lady Sif: *frowns, but says nothing*
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:27 PM - Groot: I am...Groot?
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:27 PM - Groot: [Why do I have this?}
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:27 PM - Spider-Man: *looks for places to hide things*
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:27 PM - Spider-Man: Hey Groot, can I have that?
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:28 PM - Spider-Man: *takes Sif's cape, for no reason*
Jan 16, 2015 at 8:30 PM - Deadpool: where are my grenades?
Jan 17, 2015 at 1:48 AM - Iron Man: *turns to deadpool*
Jan 17, 2015 at 1:48 AM - Iron Man: hey old dude in the weird red getup, don't you have like quick healing powers or something?
Jan 17, 2015 at 1:48 AM - Iron Man: start healing and making antibodies for us already man!
Jan 17, 2015 at 1:49 AM - Iron Man: *notices the ladies*
Jan 17, 2015 at 1:49 AM - Iron Man: Sweet! We got trapped with hot babes!
 

Deadpool

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Deadpool
#8
Jan 17, 2015 6:37 AM - Loki: *indignant* this is child's play! I'm immune to all disease and magic. I don't need to be here. Of all of you, I'm the most powerful!
Jan 17, 2015 6:39 AM - Loki: I am-- *sprouts a sprig from his ear* --Loki...?
Jan 17, 2015 7:37 AM - Black Widow: This place seems so... Unsanitary.
Jan 17, 2015 7:39 AM - Capt. Steven Rogers: *hands Widow a can of disinfectant* Here, thought you might need this
Jan 17, 2015 7:57 AM - Black Widow: Thank you. *sprays down a chair before sitting*
Jan 17, 2015 7:58 AM - Capt. Steven Rogers: :D
Jan 17, 2015 7:58 AM - Black Widow: Are there shower facilities here?
Jan 17, 2015 7:58 AM - Black Widow: When was the last time this place was cleaned?
Jan 17, 2015 7:59 AM - Capt. Steven Rogers: *blushes at the shower idea*
Jan 17, 2015 12:53 PM - Loki: *sprouts another sprig with leaves from his other ear.*
Jan 17, 2015 12:54 PM - Lady Sif: You're infected. *looks at Loki, matter-of-fact*
Jan 17, 2015 12:55 PM - Loki: I am Loki!
Jan 17, 2015 12:55 PM - Lady Sif: *raises an eyebrow and looks between Loki and Groot* Have you two been kissing?
Jan 17, 2015 12:57 PM - Loki: [oh for the love of--]
Jan 17, 2015 12:58 PM - Lady Sif: *attempts to suppress a smile, but fails... and begins to laugh*
Jan 17, 2015 12:59 PM - Loki: I am Loki...
Jan 17, 2015 1:25 PM - Iron Man: Chill Lokster! Stop frowning so much or you'll grow old faster.
Jan 17, 2015 1:33 PM - Iron Man: *checks TV* Aw man! This is lame. This thing only picks up News Channels. BOOOORING!!!
Jan 17, 2015 1:44 PM - Lady Sif: Truly, Iron Man, must you shout at everything?
Jan 17, 2015 1:47 PM - Thor: *Pulls a sprig from Loki's ear.* Haha
Jan 17, 2015 1:52 PM - Thor: *Has the urge to make his palm impact with someone else's palm, but doesn't know why.*
Jan 17, 2015 1:53 PM - Iron Man: Lady, don't be a party pooper.
Jan 17, 2015 1:55 PM - Lady Sif: A-- What? *narrows eyes at Tony*
Jan 17, 2015 1:56 PM - Iron Man: P-A-R-T-Y P-O-O-P-E-R *sticks tongue out*
Jan 17, 2015 1:58 PM - Lady Sif: *stands to her feet and grips the handle of her sword* You are an extremely disagreeable Midgardian.
Jan 17, 2015 1:58 PM - Thor: Be not rude, Stark, the lady is mine.
Jan 17, 2015 1:59 PM - Iron Man: Weren't you like hooking up with Jane, Thor?
Jan 17, 2015 2:02 PM - Iron Man: And Lady, chill. Just having a little fun, is all. No need to get all worked up.
Jan 17, 2015 2:03 PM - Thor: What is hooking up, and why would anyone wish to hook another being?
Jan 17, 2015 2:03 PM - Thor: Wait, do you mean fishing?
Jan 17, 2015 2:03 PM - Thor: That would be more entertaining than this.
Jan 17, 2015 2:04 PM - Iron Man: *laughs* tell me about it
Jan 17, 2015 2:06 PM - Iron Man: psst, Thor wanna help me prank your bro?
Jan 17, 2015 2:10 PM - Thor: *Would usually say no... But is compelled otherwise.*
Jan 17, 2015 2:10 PM - Thor: Yes.
 

Deadpool

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Known Aliases
Deadpool
#9
Jan 17, 2015 at 2:12 PM - Iron Man: *whispers* here's the plan. We let the branches grow out of his ears again then we take some toilet paper rolls from the bathroom and place one on each branch
Jan 17, 2015 at 2:14 PM - Lady Sif: *thinks Tony is whispering so loud he can be heard from another realm*
Jan 17, 2015 at 2:16 PM - Iron Man: *whispers* then we take some photos of him and post them on Instagram. It'll go mega-viral!
Jan 17, 2015 at 2:18 PM - Lady Sif: Have you not had enough of viruses? It is the cause of this current predicament. *annoyed*
Jan 17, 2015 at 2:22 PM - Thor: *Nods and repeats.* Mega viral...
Jan 17, 2015 at 2:24 PM - Lady Sif: *stares at Thor* Surely you are not thinking of aiding him!
Jan 17, 2015 at 4:12 PM - Thor: *Looks at Sif.* Loki has done much worse.
Jan 17, 2015 at 4:14 PM - Deadpool: I find this viral situation really really incredibly depress---- is Loki growing leaves out of his ears!?
Jan 17, 2015 at 4:14 PM - Deadpool: HA HA HA... HAAAHAAA!
Jan 17, 2015 at 4:14 PM - Deadpool: *cries*
Jan 17, 2015 at 4:24 PM - Black Widow: *uses the fingerprint finder on her phone to see places that have been touched and furiously wipes them down*
Jan 17, 2015 at 4:24 PM - Black Widow: There's bacteria everywhere here!
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:02 PM - Lady Sif: *turns around, confused, as Natasha cleans around her*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:04 PM - Lady Sif: Loki has done much worse... but... *distracted by Natasha* ...we should not... be--What are you doing?
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:11 PM - Thor: *Considers the hammer he wields while listening to Sif's words.* You're right, father would be disappointed.
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:14 PM - Lady Sif: I did not mean--
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:18 PM - Thor: *Puts Mjölnir on the table and sits down to think, indecisive for the first time in ages.*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:20 PM - Lady Sif: *moves to sit in the chair adjacent to Thor, carefully doing a semi-circle to avoid Deadpool*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:20 PM - Lady Sif: Is it the virus that ails you?
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:29 PM - Black Widow: *only briefly notices Lady Sif as she's busy using the disinfectant spray*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:30 PM - Lady Sif: *coughs slightly as she breathes in some of the aerosolised chemicals*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:32 PM - Black Widow: *notices the cough* ...are you ill?
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:32 PM - Black Widow: *backs away*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:32 PM - Lady Sif: *looks at Natasha, frowning* Are you...?
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:33 PM - Thor: I do not think I am affected by this... illness... yet I am unsure.
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:34 PM - Spider-Man: *tries to steal Thor's hammer*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:34 PM - Spider-Man: *fails, sulks*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:35 PM - Black Widow: *wonders how many people have touched that hammer handle and how much bacteria is on it*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:35 PM - Spider-Man: *tries to steal Black Widow's phone*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:37 PM - Black Widow: *sees Peter and instinctively snatches his wrist*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:37 PM - Spider-Man: *thinks fast* I'm full of germs!
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:37 PM - Black Widow: Ah!
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:37 PM - Black Widow: *lets go*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:38 PM - Black Widow: *goes to wash her hands 3 times*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:38 PM - Lady Sif: *concerned* Rarely have I seen you unsure... You are most frequently too sure. There has been much odd behaviours occurring in this place, since we arrived..
 

Deadpool

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Known Aliases
Deadpool
#10
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:38 PM - Lady Sif: *vaguely wonders that her skirt is too short, resolves to fix that some time*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:41 PM - Thor: *Thinks Sif is speaking slower than normal.* Are you ill, astrith?
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:42 PM - Lady Sif: I feel well.
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:42 PM - Spider-Man: *through his teeth* can't... Stop... STEALING!
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:44 PM - Thor: *Looks at Spider-Man suddenly.* You are certainly ill, my friend.
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:45 PM - Lady Sif: *looks up at that announcement* Oh, no.
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:48 PM - Lady Sif: Is that why you have taken my cape after Groot?
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:49 PM - Spider-Man: This is it? I'm a virus-infected spidey?
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:50 PM - Lady Sif: It seems to be the likeliest explanation. I have not heard that you are a thief by nature.
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:51 PM - Deadpool: Can we order some Chimichangas?
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:52 PM - Thor: *Eyes deadpool.* You seem unaffected.
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:52 PM - Lady Sif: I am hungry... *warily agrees with Deadpool* Is there any food in this place?
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:52 PM - Deadpool: Like I said... IMMUNE TO DISEASE.
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:52 PM - Deadpool: [[Sheesh, this guy has terrible memory.]]
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:52 PM - Deadpool: {but beautiful hair}
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:53 PM - Deadpool: I wish I had hair like you.
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:53 PM - Deadpool: *sniffiles*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:53 PM - Spider-Man: What's with the mood swings?
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:53 PM - Deadpool: *checks the kitchen and throws stuff around*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:54 PM - Lady Sif: *is very disturbed by all the clattering noises*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:54 PM - Deadpool: Pancakes!?
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:54 PM - Deadpool: *makes 10,000 pancakes*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:54 PM - Deadpool: Smells like victory.
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:54 PM - Spider-Man: *steals a pancake*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:55 PM - Black Widow: *chooses the newest, most heated pancake before more bacteria can grow on it*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:55 PM - Thor: *Serves pancakes on a plate to Sif.*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:55 PM - Deadpool: Great, two pancakes down, 9,997 to go!
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:55 PM - Deadpool: ...wait Thor took some...
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:55 PM - Deadpool: *recounts*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:56 PM - Deadpool: *feels strangely happy*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:56 PM - Deadpool: Spidey, you know me so well.
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:56 PM - Spider-Man: *eats the pancake he stole*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:56 PM - Lady Sif: Will you not eat, too? *begins to consume the pancakes, making her way through three... and then five...*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:58 PM - Deadpool: *stress eats them pancakes*
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:58 PM - Spider-Man: *thinks either Sif or Deadpool must be pregnant.*
 

Deadpool

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Jan 17, 2015 at 6:00 PM - Thor: *Eats some pancakes too.*
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:02 PM - Lady Sif: *is suddenly overcome with sleepiness* Oh...
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:02 PM - Deadpool: *burps and pats his belly*
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:02 PM - Spider-Man: *goes steal another pancake*
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:03 PM - Thor: *Turns to Sif.* "Oh."?
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:04 PM - Lady Sif: *blinks and shakes her head slightly* Are you drowsed, too?
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:05 PM - Thor: No, far from it. Would you like to rest?
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:06 PM - Lady Sif: *stands up and walks in a circle, suddenly finding even her weapon somewhat heavy--then is horrified at that thought* I think... I am... No.
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:06 PM - Spider-Man: hey dibs on the master bedroom
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:06 PM - Lady Sif: *goes to the kitchen and attempts to decipher the coffee machine*
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:06 PM - Deadpool: Cuddle Party!!!
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:06 PM - Thor: *Pushes Spider-Man out of the way.* My lady needs rest, move.
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:06 PM - Lady Sif: *has heard tales of this drink from Thor*
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:07 PM - Spider-Man: Ow *nurses head* I think your lady wants coffee, big guy.
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:07 PM - Deadpool: *gets into pajammies*
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:08 PM - Lady Sif: *selects a "capsule" and wonders where it will fit*
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:08 PM - Thor: *Leaves Spider-Man and goes to the coffee machine.* This seems to be a Nespresso... I used one in Stark's... meeting... room.
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:09 PM - Spider-Man: sounds legit.
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:09 PM - Thor: Yes... it was a meeting. *Puts the capsule into its place, first backwards, and then correctly.*
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:10 PM - Lady Sif: *watches, somewhat impressed* I do not understand this enchantment...
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:10 PM - Lady Sif: ...But it does smell nice.
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:12 PM - Deadpool: *falls asleep in his Spider-Man jammies*
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:14 PM - Thor: *Serves Sif a Volluto*
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:15 PM - Lady Sif: *holds the glass eagerly* What of you, Fridr?
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:16 PM - Thor: I will have more pancake.
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:17 PM - Spider-Man: *looks at DP's choice of pajamas* man...
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:18 PM - Lady Sif: *nods, and then begins to steadily sip at the drink in her hands*
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:20 PM - Lady Sif: *looks at the multi-hued collection of "capsules" and begins to contemplate another*
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:23 PM - Spider-Man: *steals a capsule*
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:24 PM - Lady Sif: *fits another capsule into the machine and watches it in fascination*
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:26 PM - Thor: *Raises a brow.* I do not think you should have another cup.
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:28 PM - Lady Sif: Oh, but I do not mean it for me. It is as nice as you have often told us. Would you not like one, too?
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:28 PM - Thor: *Chuckles.* All right.
Jan 17, 2015 at 6:48 PM - Deadpool: *wakes up*
Jan 17, 2015 at 8:03 PM - Ororo Munroe: Emotions are elemental, just like the weather, and I have many years of practice controlling both. My will is strong. Still a do feel a bit more sensitive today.
 

Deadpool

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Jan 17, 2015 at 8:04 PM - Ororo Munroe: Hello Deadpool.
Jan 17, 2015 at 8:06 PM - Deadpool: Hey 'Roro girl.
Jan 17, 2015 at 8:06 PM - Ororo Munroe: Hahaha. Good to see you.
Jan 17, 2015 at 8:07 PM - Deadpool: You feeling sensitive? Me too. No one understands me around here.
Jan 17, 2015 at 8:09 PM - Deadpool: *gets angry for no reason and throws his coffee cup down*
Jan 17, 2015 at 8:11 PM - Ororo Munroe: *Is a little afraid when she sees Deadpool throw his coffee cup.*
Jan 17, 2015 at 8:26 PM - Ororo Munroe: *Ororo looks for the trash can. She finds it, and putting it close to the broken cup* she says,"Small wind, help me pick up the broken pieces of this cup." Putting the cup in trash can, she is glad to see that she can still control her powers and emotions, but isn't sure how much longer it will last. She goes into the living room area, and sits down on the couch.
Jan 17, 2015 at 8:33 PM - Ororo Munroe: *Even though she was a little afraid of Deadpool just now, she still likes him, and wonders where he is.*
Jan 17, 2015 at 9:13 PM - Deadpool: *grabs some more pancakes* want a pancake, Storm?
Jan 17, 2015 at 11:34 PM - Groot goes about transforming trash can into his new pot/loot cave.
Jan 18, 2015 at 12:12 AM - Ororo Munroe: says,"Yes, thank you," and takes a few pancakes from Deadpool.
 

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