john green's rant a few years ago about how "you aren't owed a happy ending" was when i started to hate him. several months before his weirdo "is this the first time a girl's kissed a boy" rant when everyone else turned on him. i was ahead of the curve!
Breaking news: historians believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that once belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson said, "They're so badly chewed on the ends, we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B."
"Napoleon attacked by rabbits" so I had to go google search it. "The story of Napoleon being "defeated" by rabbits during a hunt in 1807 is a humorous anecdote, but it's not a confirmed historical fact, though it is mentioned in General Thiébault's memoirs. "