[Chat Log] March 15, 2019

[Eugene]

Is this where you blame the king and his advisers for inviting random women without your consent?

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

you can't just sit around and wait for some random chick to come and steal your elephants.

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[Zack]

My elephant has been stolen and I believe it to be the prettiest woman in the land... and not that band of elephant stealing bandits

 

[Chase]

Make a plan, move them into position, find a good pass over the alps and get them closer to Rome. Women dig that.

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

"I got that bitch an elephant. Bitches love elephants."

 

[Zack]

It was that one! The thief Jennifer Lawerence

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

(this is a meme before anyone comes for me)

 

[Neb]

?

 

[Chase]

Is this where you blame the king and his advisers for inviting random women without your consent?

I only want the one that can tame a herd of war elephants.

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

@Zack, you need to be more pro-active, you can't just sit around and wait for some random chick to come and steal your elephants.

this is also giving me mean girls. "oh my god, karen, you can't just ask someone why they're white!"

 

[Zack]

there she is!!

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

oh my god, zack, you can't just sit around and wait for someone to steal your elephants!