[Chat Log] March 15, 2019

[Chase]

No need to ease tension, elephant theft and trip a Rome is an immediate ice breaker.

 

[Zack]

I see Neb found GanshULK

 

[Eugene]

You have odd notions of courtship.

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

There isn't anything on earth more impressive than a woman stealing a herd of elephants and heading in to Rome.

*nodding decisively* i feel like this is the rare dating-related issue you, @Neb, and i can all agree on.

 

[Zack]

Is Carmen dating someone?

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

You have odd notions of courtship.

you're only realizing this now?!

 

[Chase]

It would only be courtship if we were courting. This sort of thing is a window straight into long-term relationships.

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

Is Carmen dating someone?

welllllllllllll... Untitled-1.jpg

 

[Chase]

"Hello, you have taken my elephants, we are now married."

 

[Chase]

Groomprice, you know the drill.

 

[Zack]

...I see something sad where I buy elephants and no one steals them

 

[Chase]

@Zack, you need to be more pro-active, you can't just sit around and wait for some random chick to come and steal your elephants.