also, that ironic moment when t.a.t.u. played off being fake lesbians, one came out as bi, the other is straight, and the bi one is a homophobe while the straight one is an lgbt+ ally
i'm glad i was never a fan as they seem unbelievably messy. i say this as someone who stans belinda carlisle and ace of base. it's hard to be messier than belinda carlisle and ace of base, and yet, t.a.t.u. has managed it.
Michelangelo wrote a poem about how much he hated painting the Sistine Chapel...One translation of the poem he sent to his friend begins: I’ve already grown a goiter from this torture, hunched up here like a cat in Lombardy(or anywhere else where the stagnant water’s poison).
Something just dawned on me. You know how we went from two digit years to four digit years because of the Y2K bug? In like 9K years we'll have to go to 5 digit years to combat the problem again