(I did the thing! I went out! I'm standing in the corner as far away from other people as possible, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist, but I still showed up!)
I feel like I could take a selfie right now and turn it into a meme. "When you're the introvert friend, but you still want to show up and be supportive"))
Besides, crowded bars are so good for people-watching and character development exercises. I'm inventing a name and a backstory for everyone around me))
Michelangelo wrote a poem about how much he hated painting the Sistine Chapel...One translation of the poem he sent to his friend begins: I’ve already grown a goiter from this torture, hunched up here like a cat in Lombardy(or anywhere else where the stagnant water’s poison).
Something just dawned on me. You know how we went from two digit years to four digit years because of the Y2K bug? In like 9K years we'll have to go to 5 digit years to combat the problem again