(I did the thing! I went out! I'm standing in the corner as far away from other people as possible, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist, but I still showed up!)
I feel like I could take a selfie right now and turn it into a meme. "When you're the introvert friend, but you still want to show up and be supportive"))
Besides, crowded bars are so good for people-watching and character development exercises. I'm inventing a name and a backstory for everyone around me))
"Napoleon attacked by rabbits" so I had to go google search it. "The story of Napoleon being "defeated" by rabbits during a hunt in 1807 is a humorous anecdote, but it's not a confirmed historical fact, though it is mentioned in General Thiébault's memoirs. "