Q & A AMA - Chase Devineaux

[Emma Bezzle]

You're hijacking my AMA, Morgan... stop distracting me.

Pot meet kettle...

 

[Patty]

Isn't dating a relationship? Because not-dating, and consequently a non-relationship, is just sex, right?

Unless you mean something that lasts longer than a month, hard to tell from your question.

Whatever, I don't keep score.

If you're asking the probability of former lovers that still keep in touch, I'd say it's about 50-50 -- random enough.

You're, like, the worst.

How many sexual partners have Chase had, then? Because you're going to avoid this question, let me make it easier for you by putting it into multiple choice:

a. 1-5
b. 6-10
c. 11-15
d. 16-20
e. 21+

 

[Chase]

Not that I'm trying to avoid these questions, they're just not as clear. 'Sexual partners' is a vague term. There's always something else involved for me, maybe I can illustrate this for you:

• a. 1-5 -- The number of women with whom I've shared emotional, intellectual, and physical attachment. With whom I've once made plans and with whom I've felt decently comfortable.
• b. 6-10 -- This number includes women that I did honestly care for, and many, I still do.
• c. 11-15 -- I have nothing for this range, skips to the next bracket.
• d. 16-20 -- This includes the women whose names I will always remember.
• e. 21+ -- This number includes the women for whom I will always be grateful, but whose names or faces I may not instantly recall.

So really, there isn't a direct answer to your question, and I don't think it would be realistic if I just picked a number.

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

Sexy question.

Please tell me this is sarcasm.

Because you're going to avoid this question, let me make it easier for you by putting it into multiple choice

This is the shadiest thing I've read in a while. Congrats.

 

[Chase]

Please tell me this is sarcasm.

It is not. I'm very partial to physics.

This is the shadiest thing I've read in a while. Congrats.

Didn't register to me, really, but now that I see it...

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

It is not.

My brain hurts.

 

[Claire Yeon]

My brain hurts.

But are you surprised?

 

[Pitya Ivyr]

My brain hurts.

I think everyone's brain hurts at this whole thing to be honest

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

But are you surprised?

Not really.

 

[Pitya Ivyr]

Not really.

Is anyone really surprised though?

 

[Patty]

So really, there isn't a direct answer to your question, and I don't think it would be realistic if I just picked a number.

Omg, I knew your answer was 21+
(lulz, you could tots have picked a random number, but yays that you went with the thoughtful answer route)

1-5 -- The number of women with whom I've shared emotional, intellectual, and physical attachment. With whom I've once made plans and with whom I've felt decently comfortable.

So like, was any of them named Morgan Cedesina? Remember it's an AMA!

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

So like, was any of them named Morgan Cedesina? Remember it's an AMA!

Or, indeed, Carmen Sandiego?