Q & A AMA - Chase Devineaux

[Chase]

What's the weirdest, and most exotic present you've ever gotten and from whom?

I once received a stuffed snow leopard paw from a French-speaking Chinese-Russian Oligarch along with a packet of what seemed to be its ground-up bones. The label said 'drink with tea'.

I wasn't sure at first if it was a threat.

But turns out, he hunted the cat in Siberia and split up its parts to share with his 'friends'. I never got to see him again after that mission, he ended up on a list, something about the South China Seas and an FSB brass. The paw and bones are currently in ACME's evidence archives, Case File 437-A82966-QED.

 

[Lee]

What I meant to ask you that question is when someone made a mistake,making pranks or did something wrong just like it happen in the Role Play 'Auld Lang Syne' when you strangle Lee's neck one time...sort teaching a lesson kinda thing that's what I meant in that question...my fault.

Ask him more, Jade. Ask about how he selectively teaches lessons.

 

[Lee]

Have you ever killed anyone?

 

[Chase]

Have you ever killed anyone?

I've never killed anyone outside of a mission.

 

[Jade]

Ask him more, Jade. Ask about how he selectively teaches lessons.

Chase, How did you selectively teaches lessons? Hey I wasn't the one ask the question it's Lee's doing. *runs off*

 

[Morgan]

I'd like to try getting ordained as a Buddhist monk. Seems like something to do, eventually.

This can be arranged. Pick if you prefer Mahayana or Theravada and then let's look through a few locations.

 

[Chase]

Chase, How did you selectively teaches lessons? Hey I wasn't the one ask the question it's Lee's doing. *runs off*

First I pick an idiot, then I school him.

But seriously, I don't selectively teach anything. I train agents by illustrating examples, and hopefully they catch on. Lee's case was an inadvertent lesson. I needed answers and lost the patience to play games.

 

[Chase]

This can be arranged. Pick if you prefer Mahayana or Theravada and then let's look through a few locations.

I actually want to do both. So I'd take Tibetan Mahayana in Nepal and Theravada in Cambodia. I think three months is the standard? I'm hoping to block out an entire year, doesn't seem possible given my current vacation time allotment.

 

[Jade]

First I pick an idiot, then I school him.

But seriously, I don't selectively teach anything. I train agents by illustrating examples, and hopefully they catch on. Lee's case was an inadvertent lesson. I needed answers and lost the patience to play games.

If you were Gibbs and Lee is DiNozzo would head slap him for letting someone ask you a question for him? *she head slap herself lightly as an example and ran off.*

 

[Chase]

If you were Gibbs and Lee is DiNozzo would head slap him for letting someone ask you a question for him? *she head slap herself lightly as an example and ran off.*

I don't know who you're referencing, but I never shoot the messenger (or surrogate questioner for that matter).

I've interrogated messengers, but they're usually considered non-combatants.

Just to be clear, I don't slap people. You're safe.

 

[Acton Roux]

I have no problem admitting that she's a very attractive woman, but the road between attraction and something more can neither be simplified or easily predicted.

Mais oui, how far are you along this road?

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

I don't know who you're referencing

I'm shocked.