E-Mails and Explaining Moreauseau
Disclaimer: Same as before.
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Agent Todd,
I will look into the Moreauseau Island request for information you submitted, but I can guarantee that it is going to generate a lot more questions, namely why you need to know about it. Your assignment is to report on the mutant and his time at the Pit.
On these reports of yours, however, I would like some verification. Are you saying that a former COBRA chef at the Pit was able to create 'a gingerbread scorpion the size of a medium sized dog' and that Tolansky drove a tank?
Agent Baer
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The Pit, Officer's Quarters
Conrad Hart and Kate Todd
15 February 2002, 0622
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition..." Conrad sang to himself as he turned the bathroom doorknob and pushed the door open only to be greeted by the sight of Kate's naked backside.
Kate spun round as she heard the door open and felt the cooler air from the hallway rush into the hot and humid bathroom. She clutched the small white towel to her chest and yelped, "Conrad!"
"Gah! Sorry about that. I didn't know you were in there." Conrad replied, "Maybe you should've locked the door."
"Maybe you should've knocked." Kate countered.
"Sorry about that, again." Conrad replied as he backpedaled out of the bathroom.
Kate checked the towel again, ensuring it was wrapped snugly around her chest before walking up to Conrad, until she stood nearly nose to nose with the ex-Legionnaire, "Knock. On. The. Door. Next. Time."
"Fair enough." Conrad replied, and beat a hasty retreat before Kate closed the bathroom door.
Alright, that had been an awkward moment. Kate wondered to herself why she hadn't thought to lock the bathroom door. After all she had a roommate, a male one, and it seemed to be the most sensible thing to do.
After she had dried off and gotten dressed and Conrad had done the same she sat on the couch making notes on her PDA.
"Good morning." Conrad said as he stepped out of his room, dressed for the day, "So would you want to break into our food stores or chance the Mess Hall again?"
"Hmm, maybe taking a chance on the Mess Hall." Kate said, "I didn't hear anything explode this morning."
"Well maybe Quick Kick and Short Fuse are done filming." Conrad replied.
"Haha. Or they took my suggestion about filming far far away." Kate countered as she stood up, tucking her PDA away.
"Excuse me?" Conrad said.
"You didn't hear me just say that maybe Quick Kick and Short Fuse decided to film far far away?" Kate asked.
"My hearing comes and goes on my left side, owing to a COBRA grenade exploding next to my head." Conrad replied.
"Oh," Kate replied, and asked gently, "Was just now one of those times?"
Conrad nodded.
“I’m sorry.” Kate replied softly.
“You didn’t throw the grenade,
mademoiselle.” Conrad replied, “So you’ve nothing to be sorry about.”
As they walked towards the stairs Kate asked, “About Moreauseau Island, what can you tell me about that mission?”
“I wasn’t on that mission, remember.” Conrad replied.
“I know you’re unit found the information that led to G.I. Joe discovering that COBRA lab.” Kate replied, “What was it you uncovered?”
Conrad replied, “My team had been working with the local militia, training them to fight the COBRA backed militia that was terrorizing their population. We were one of many French military teams sent to train local defense forces.”
Kate saw a faint smile on Conrad’s face, “Be it the Democratic Republic of Congo, Chad, or the Central African Republic, the locals prefered advisory teams from the Foreign Legion over any other French military unit.”
Kate could hear the slight note of pride in Conrad’s voice as he spoke, almost not hearing him say, “My teammates and I had been training the local forces in the Central African Republic to better counter the COBRA backed militias terrorizing the population. Over the course of three months we’d gotten them to go on the offensive, driving COBRA backed militias territory they controlled.”
“It was our job to turn one hundred and twelve locals, farmers, fishermen, miners and the lot who had taken up what arms they could to protect their homes and turn them into soldiers.” Conrad replied, “And we did so.”
After a moment Conrad said, “I’m sorry, I’m rambling, but around three months into our mission a couple Americans turned up. And by that I meant Americans that weren’t part of the French Foreign Legion.”
“We executed a raid on an abandoned mining camp.” Conrad continued, “The sights I saw there will haunt me till I breathe my last, whenever God wills that to be. It had been used as a prison, like our intelligence indicated and the prisoners were being used for laborers, at least the strong ones were.”
“What happened to the others?” Kate asked, inwardly dreading Conrad’s answer.
“The worst was finding the infirmary, what had been converted into an impromptu laboratory.” Conrad said, “It was an abattoir with pretensions of being a laboratory. The prize, if you could call it that, was the hard drive of a computer the COBRA types hadn’t had the opportunity to destroy. It led to Moreauseau’s discovery. That’s all I can tell you.”
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