Parodies

[Laverna]

Every once in. A while I will sing a parody I wrote here.

come home in the morning light

Tenchi says, "When you gonna live your life right?"

Oh tenchi dear we're not the fortunate ones

And girls, they wanna have fun

Oh girls just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night

Carmen yells, "What you gonna do with your life?"

Oh carmen dear, you know you're still number one

But girls, they wanna have fun

Oh girls just want to have

That's all they really want

Some fun

When the working day is done

Oh girls, they wanna have fun

Oh girls just wanna have fun (girls, they wanna, wanna have fun, girls wanna have)

Some detectives take a vile girl

And lock her away from the rest of the world

I want to be the one to walk in the sun

Oh girls, they wanna have fun

Oh girls just wanna have

That's all they really want

Some fun

When the working day is done

Oh girls, they wanna have fun

Oh girls just want to have fun (girls, they wanna, wanna have fun, girls wanna have)

They just wanna, they just wanna (girls)

They just wanna, they just wanna, oh girl (girls just wanna have fun)

Girls just wanna have fun

They just wanna, they just wanna

They just wanna, they just wanna (girls)

They just wanna, they just wanna, oh girl (girls just wanna have fun)

Girls just want to have fun

When the working

When the working day is done

Oh when the working day is done, oh girls

Girls, they wanna have fun, everybody

They just wanna, they just wanna (girls)

They just wanna, they just wanna, oh girls (girls just wanna have fun)

Girls just want to have fun

when the working

When the working day is done (they just wanna, they just wanna)

Oh when the working day is done, oh girl (girls just wanna have fun)

Girls just wanna have fun (they just wanna, they just wanna)

 

[Laverna]

The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came upon this young girl
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said, "girl, let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a fiddle player too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you

Now you play a pretty good fiddle, girl
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."

The girk said, "my name's Laverna
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Laverna , rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul

The devil opened up his case
And he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow

Then he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the devil finished
Laverna said, "well, you're pretty good, old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done."

She played Fire on the Mountain run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny, does your dog bite? No child, no

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Laverna’s feet

Laverna said, "Devil, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
I done told you once you son of a bleeper
I'm the best that's ever been."

She played Fire on the Mountain run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny, does your dog bite? No child, no