Crime and Pun-Ishment

[Chase]

...Better Nate than lever.

 

[Ken U Belevitt]

WINNER! There you go Chase! Or maybe you just heard that joke before.

 

[Chase]

First time reading the joke, I figured it out asking myself why the snake had to be named Nate.

 

[Ken U Belevitt]

Next to last one:

Guy enters an employment agency, sits down and talks to the agent. He tells them that he's in search of a person that is three-to-four feet tall, who is capable of contacting the spirit world, and is elected to represent the entire governance of their profession.

The agent replies, "oh, I get it what you need is..."

 

[Claire Yeon]

A small medium at large?

 

[Ken U Belevitt]

WINNER! Aw shucks. You guys gotta at least let me, you know. Get to bed for the night?

 

[Claire Yeon]

That one was highly similar to a joke in an episode of the Power Puff Girls that lovingly spoofed Rocky and Bullwinkle. They even had June Foray as a guest star.))

 

[Ken U Belevitt]

Okay, last one....

A banker by the name of Patricia Wack is working in her office when a frog walks in. The frog introduces himself as Wally Richards, and he's the son of Keith Richards. He'd like to take out a ten thousand dollar loan. Patricia Wack, is, naturally impressed by the frog's celebrity, but still follows protocols. "Mr. Richards, I hope if you're interested take out that amount of money, than you're gonna need some kind of collateral." So the frog takes out a porcelain kitten and puts it on the desk. Patricia is certain that a porcelain cat isn't really gonna cut the mustard, so she stands up and fetches the bank president. She asks the president "So, it seems that this frog wants to take out a ten thousand dollar loan, but I'm afraid I'm not even sure what this thing is, and if we can accept it...."

But then the bank president says...

 

[Charlet]

The cats outta the bag

 

[Ken U Belevitt]

Sorry, no.

 

[Victorique]

Its a nic-nac, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan!

 

[Ken U Belevitt]

One more line...