[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019

[Charlet]

11.34: Sherlock Holmes arrived at the crime scene11.34: Examined body. Signs of a struggle11.34: Found murder weapon in the drain11.34: Realised watch was broken

 

[Charlet]

mime snickers

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Why cant you trust an atom? Because they make up everything!

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Mime busts out laughing

 

[Charlet]

Whats the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief? …An amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!” …A professional thief says, “Sign here please….

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

[Charlet]

I committed the perfect crime: I put a mime artist in an airtight glass box.Nobody suspected a thing

 

[Charlet]

*looks at mime and winks

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense

 

[Charlet]

*mime waves around*

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond