[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019

[Charlet]

What crime is punishable by death in the kingdom of trees?Treeson

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod any cod!

 

[Charlet]

I have found the perfect crime. I’m going to steal a news van...They won’t be able to report it.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Why cant Cinderella play soccer? Because she’s always running away from the ball.

 

[Charlet]

What do you call a Korean high school girl who fights crime in spare time?Kimchi Possible, obviously

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? They woke him up.

 

[Charlet]

Pfft

 

[Charlet]

What is a pirate's favorite letter?A letter of marque from the queen absolving him of all crimes in exchange for helping fight the French

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Why cant you give Elsa a balloon? She will Let it go.

 

[Charlet]

When does joker not plot crimes?When he's riding his Harley

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

What music frightens balloons? Pop music.

 

[Charlet]

Years ago I used to supply Filofaxes for the mafia.You could say I was involved in very organised crime.