[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019

[Tenchi Masaki]

What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed.

 

[Charlet]

I've seen many thieves in my lifebut this one takes the cake

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.

 

[Charlet]

*mime smiles*. Lol that was good but What is a cow's least favorite part of being a detective?The steak-out

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Why is the calendar so popular? Because it has a lot of dates.

 

[Charlet]

I knew a detective who always wore a cat costume.One day I asked him why.He told me "I am always in purrsuit

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank? He wanted to make a clean get away!

 

[Charlet]

A detective walks away from a crime scene "another cold blooded murderer""what's turning all these lizards to crime

 

[Charlet]

*mime rolls his eyes*

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer? Keep your shirt on!

 

[Charlet]

Q: How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?A: You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look I’m about to change.