[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019

[Tenchi Masaki]

Hmm *Imagines world where that actually happened* Charlet: "Wow I'm so wise about breakfast food options now! And I don't trust the young to do anything right! To the Supermarket my fellowship!" The fellowship journeyed hither and yon facing many trials to get to the Supermarket. Upon arriving Charlet had to remember the magic password to enter the Market of Moria. Ah! Now I have figured it out; Epica Savingsa! The fellowship entered the Market of Moria and found it deserted. As they were seeking the best breakfast deals they could find, the evil minions of Monsanto started crawling down the walls and surrounded them!

 

[Victorique]

You're trying to hype the small child up on the 1950s equivalent of protein shake?

 

[Victorique]

Understandable

 

[Charlet]

Actually I like ovaltine because of little orphan annie which is 1920s. To 1940s

 

[Charlet]

Ovaltine and "Little Orphan Annie"

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Charlet the Grey gasped, "Careful! These wretched creatures have been twisted by the non organic poison of Monsanto! They were once men but now they are agents of evil." The fellowship readied to attack the aisle goblins but the lights suddenly went out and only the backup lights remained to light the aisles. The aisle goblins scattered in fear like roaches as an evil growl rumbled through the Market. Ruslan then asked Charlet the Grey, "What is this new devilry?" to which Charlet responded, "...... A Stockrog a demon at the back of the store. This foe is beyond any of you. Run!"

 

[Victorique]

Then magic shopping carts appear for you all to escape on to the next shopping strip over

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

The fellowship hurried to the the rear exit of the Market but the Stocrog had caught up to them. Charlet chose to stand and face the demon head on. Charlet screamed, "You cannot pass!" To which the Stockrog roared in defiance. Charlet unwavering looked the demon in the eye and said, "I am a servant of the sacred Jalapeno. Wielder of the flame of organic goodness! GMO will not avail you! Flame of Aspartame!!!" The stockrog unleashed a thunderous crack of his measuring tape as he prepared to charge. Charlet then yelled ,"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" and slammed her staff into the ground. The stockrog arrogantly strode forward but then his weight caused the floor fall away beneath him as was Charlet's plan. But before the Stockrog could fall into the abyss he whipped his measuring tape at Charlet and pulled her down with him.

 

[Charlet]

While I’m confused

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Charlet clung to the edge of the floor and looked at the fellowship. And with her last words said, "Flurry you fools." Charlet then plummeted to doom. But this was not her doom but the demons.

 

[Victorique]

Rolo Mcflurry, u fools

 

[Charlet]

Dang it the voice actresss of annie doesn’t drink ovaltine