((IRL: a little in the bottle, ma colored her hair the other day, she's tired (medical, not gonna go into too much detail), today she did her hair in a triple hair-band thing so her hair stuck out a fair amount... hugging her good-night, i started messing with her little pony tail... made her laugh. Saturday is her 67th. birthday, so gotta give her crap... I'm 40, and half-sis is 51... the grey runs strong around here)