(kidding, of course. that's amazing, pats. one of my friends here in boston is a ph.d. candidate in biochem. my best friend is taking a break after xir b.s. to work for a uni in utah, then going back for xir m.s. and maybe ph.d., also in biochem.)
Breaking news: historians believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that once belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson said, "They're so badly chewed on the ends, we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B."
"Napoleon attacked by rabbits" so I had to go google search it. "The story of Napoleon being "defeated" by rabbits during a hunt in 1807 is a humorous anecdote, but it's not a confirmed historical fact, though it is mentioned in General Thiébault's memoirs. "