[Chat Log] Feb, 2019

[Eugene]

That's a shocker.

 

[Eugene]

I gather someone is paid to write these reviews?

 

[Chase]

Yeah, which is a fair exchange, considering that your resort might run for at least $500 a night

 

[Chase]

I still haven't found a cause, though.

 

[Eugene]

My cause could be leading diving or windsurfing tour groups.

 

[Chase]

How about this: The Only Mammal Native to Great Barrier Reef Has Gone Extinct, And We Know The Culprit

 

[Eugene]

What, an extinct animal as your cause?

 

[Chase]

Something, something? Was hoping you'd pick it up and add some insight.

 

[Eugene]

I'm not sure my insight would be of any worth. The statement of it being the first mammal to go extinct due to global warming? I feel like that's not correct, but I can't disprove that claim.

 

[Chase]

I feel about the same. I'm guessing the first to drown because of rising sea levels.

 

[Chase]

In other news... open house... stairway booby trapped with knife. Video: Real estate investors find booby-trapped staircase while inspecting home

 

[Eugene]

Huh. I'm sure that house wasn't a former drug den or the like.