[Chat Log] April-May 2019

[Eugene]

Get GLADos on the job.

 

[Victorique]

People would love them. Commercials showing that they're heat proof 2000°+ would be popular

 

[Eugene]

I'm not sure I have the right personality for being on a late night infomercial.

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

Get GLADos on the job.

this was a triumph. i'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. it's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

grovington science: we do what we must because we can, for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

but there's no use crying over every mistake. you just keep on trying till you run out of cake. so the science gets done and you make a neat STUN for the people who are still alive.

 

[Eugene]

...

 

[Eugene]

I'm not entirely sure Cave Johnson is someone I want to model my life on.

 

[Victorique]

Mmm. Salty.

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

he doesn't have to be a rolemodel. he can be an example of what NOT to do. you can be the person cave johnson wasn't.

 

[Victorique]

There's canonically alternate universe Cave Johnson's

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

when life gives you cave johnson, give cave johnson back. say, "i don't need your stinking cave johnson! what am i supposed to do with him? do you know who i am?! i'm the guy who's going to burn your house down! with a STUN suit!"