My roommate and I are out having a drink and watching the game and discussing cosplay, and she mentioned that she thought it might be fun for her and her boyfriend to do a couple's cosplay of Carmen Sandiego and Waldo at the con in September. I stood up, walked over to the corner where a few magazines are sitting on a table, took one back, rolled it up, tapped her on the nose with it, and said "No!"))
Actually, the only thing that wasn't stolen at the Louvre's Apollo Gallery is the Regent Diamond, figure no one would take it because something to do with a curse.