vile musical

[Laverna]

laverna:
They're normal people
Not like you
Not like me
Please can't we be a normal family!

One normal night
That's all I want
That's all I need from you
no crimes
We ain't got the time
You must admit we make people shout "christ"
So can't we muse a bit and lose the basic heist?
Whoa, one normal night
With normal people on their way
Just one normal night
(Spoken):
Whaddaya say?

carmen:
One normal night?

Laverna:
To be polite
don't steal a thing


Laverna:
Can you achieve
A kind of law-abiding citizen

You have to swear to me
Yes, promise to the core
It's almost six o'clock
They're almost at the door!
On all the vile agents
Who've never walked aright
One normal night!

Goons:
Doo doo doo doo

Ruslan (Spoken):
Wait! This is the place where I first saw her! Laverna, with a bow. And she looked like a goddess!

russet (Spoken):
What?

melaine (Spoken):
He's just expressing himself, potatoes express themselves'

russet (Spoken):
ruslan, your mother's talking potatoes again. I say we take a rain check and go back to the hotel.

ruslan (Spoken):
No!
Sung:
One normal night
No, not one potatoe
Not one
One normal scene
Complete routine
Tonight can't be absurd
Please don't embarrass me
Or be completely rude
Don't make a fuss about the house
About the food
Whoa! One normal night
I know it's big but can't you see
This one normal night is for me!

Chief (Spoken):
He seems like a nice young man!

Goons (Spoken):
They're not right for each other/He's from Ohio/It'll never work

Chief (Spoken):
Not right for eachother?! What do you mean, "They're not right for each other?"
Sung:
Was Napoleon right for Josephine?
Was nausea right for Dramamine?
Were the 80's right for the drum machine
Who's to say?
Who's to say?
Was ballet right for Balanchine?
Was Polio right for the Salk vaccine?
Were you folks right for the mezzanine?
Who's to say?

One normal night is a perilous trick
Normal is hard to attain
Children are crazy and families are quick
Passions are hard to explain
But this is their moment and this is your chance
So if you don't want to remain
Start singing of love
goons:
What?

chief:
Love

goons:
No!

Chief:
Love!

goons:
Why?

chief:
Love

goons:
Ugh

chief:
Only affairs of the heart
Spoken:
Your turn-

goons:
Bringing them love

chief:
Yes!

goons:
Love

chief:
Yes!

goons:
Love

chief:
Right!
goons:
Love

chief:
Good!

chief:
Love lets your spirits depart
So let the normalcy start!

chief and goons:
Protect and rally round
Let's aid them and abet
One normal night is what they'll

chief:
Get!

vile and their goons:
One normal night
One normal night
One normal night
laverna wants
One normal night
One normal night
Give her just
One normal night
One normal night
One normal night
laverna wants

carmen and goons:
One

chief and goons:
One

medea, Samson, goons :
One

laverna and goons:
One

vile and their goons:
One normal night
We'll comprehend
we'll tend her every need

la:
All I want
All I ask
You'll tend my every need

childs:
When we arrive
We'll come alive
To make this night succeed

ruslan:
Just be respectable
Don't make an odd remark

russet and melaine:
Okay, okay

laverna:
Keep undectable our passion for the theft

vile and their goons:
Just as you say

laverna and ruslan:
And then it's paradise
Right here in the unknown
All:
In one normal
Informal
One normal

Doorbell:
Ding dong!

All:
Night!