Unluck of the Irish

[Jade]

Before I go to the epilogue of this story here what each character is wearing to the wedding.

1. Jade is wearing a dress that resembles what then Kate Middleton wore on her reception of her wedding day in 2011 except the dress is mint green with a pearly white removable belt, sage green cotton cardigan, the shoes Jade is wearing a sage green low-heeled pump, green jade stone stud earrings and the butterfly pendant Chase Devineaux gave her ten years ago on Valentine's Day as Jade's secret admirer as she became Kayleigh's Maid of Honor. [I don't own anything from her royal highness, Catherine, Princess of Wales whatsoever]

2. The WOOHP girls will the dress which is based on the Totally Spies episode: The Suavest Spy

a. Samantha: the same dress only its lilac colored, lavender choker, lavender rose hair clip and lavender colored mules

b. Clover: the same dress only its blush pink colored, pale mauve drop earrings, matching bracelet, pale mauve pumps and her hair is up with a pale mauve snood.

c. Alex: the same dress only its buttercup yellow colored and pale-yellow sandals.
They're going to be Kayleigh's bridesmaids. [I don't own the show or the episode whatsoever]

3. Ivy will be wearing just a pantsuit in teal, green sandals and her hair is up.

4. Kayleigh, who is the bride, will be wearing a bluish white fairytale like dress, gold shamrock pendant necklace and matching earrings, white pumps, veil with a gold Celtic knot bridal tiara.

5. Zerlina will wear an orange pantsuit, brown sandals and wears her hoop earrings and necklace.

6. The men will differently suits will be described in the epilogue.

[And Carmen well she won't be at the wedding unlike the last time/Remember A Boo-tiful Wedding where Carmen caught the bouquet, and Chase caught the bride's gridle let's hope it doesn't happen again.]

 

[Jade]

Epilogue

ACME Headquarters, Boston, MA, USA (A few weeks later)

ACME Pavilion *after Kayleigh and Ryan tied the knot at the Old North Church the guests are having a mocktail hour*

Cruiser (dress in a white and green plaid suit): This is the worse cocktail hour ever.
Lee (dress in a gray suit): Cruiser, you got to realize this is the mocktail hour, it means cocktail without the hard stuff.
Ivy: Smart, hot shot!
Lee: Well, gee whiz!
Jerry (in his own suit): Indeed, I hope they don't serve blueberries.
Zerlina: Dad, they're serving Irish food, and I can't wait to try some there's probably not any blueberries ever.
Zack (dress in a brown suit): Your daughter's right, Jerry, Jade warns the caterers about the guests' food allergies.
Chase (dress in a taupe suit, while Archie dress in a rusted tan suit, Bolt dress in an olive-colored suit): I'm glad she did, Detective Monaghan. *As Jade, the WOOHP girls, Shawn and Ryan's friends from the Marines and Harvard University came to the Pavillion along with Chief Weller, Chief Fitzpatrick, Shay Callahan and the rest of each family members of either from Weller or from Fitzpatrick [in which I won't mention who they are] one is a flower girl, and the other is the ringbearer*

Announcer (male): *voice only* And now, ladies and gentlemen for the first time as husband and wife, Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Walsh! *Everybody clapped when Kayleigh and Ryan (dressed in an Irish groomsmen's outfit, yes, he wears a green plaid kilt) *

After the Bride and Groom's first dance

Clover: *to Brent [one from Harvard] dressed in a green suit* Wow, I didn't know anyone could end up at one of the Ivy League Schools with the highest score.
Brent: Well, it's true, Clover and don't ever call me for a date.
Clover: Let me guess you're got a girlfriend?
Brent: Correct this is what she looks like. *As he shows Clover a picture of his girlfriend and Clover is shocked of what Brent's girlfriend looks like* I hope you're understand better after all she's a military brat.

*Brent leaves while Samantha and Alex came to Clover*

Alex: What's the matter, Clover?
Clover: Brent shows a picture of his girlfriend.
Samantha: What does his girlfriend look like?
Clover: Her face reminds us of Mandy! *Both Samantha and Alex are not surprised*

Dinner Time

Jerry: Mm...by Jove, that is the most delicious roast beef ever with some weird green mashed potatoes.
Archie: It's called Colcannon, Jerry, mashed potatoes mixed with kale or cabbage it is a traditional Irish side dish.

Clover: *tasting the salmon with lemon and dill* Boy, this salmon is so delicious.
Jade: *after enjoying both the salmon and the roast chicken with a small sliced of soda bread and green salad* I could have agreed more, Clover.
Zack: *after trying the roast beef* They should have fix up the corned beef and cabbage as the main course, I would have enjoyed it.
Samantha: *tasting the roast chicken with Colcannon* I doubt nobody would like that, Zack.
Alex: *enjoying a vegan version of the shepherd's pie* Yeah, it can be sour.

*After cutting a wedding cake [which is a Barmbrack: An Irish fruit cake], Kayleigh throws the bouquet and Samantha caught the bouquet, while Ryan throws the bride's gridle (which is white and green with a golden shamrock charm attached) and then he throws it to...*
Lee: Ow! What hit me?

Cruiser: It's on your head, Lee! *As Lee sees the bride's gridle on his hair and is embarrassed with a sweat drop on his face* Now you better marry that WOOHP girl.
Lee: *gasped as he saw Samantha with the bride's bouquet as Jade, Clover and Alex came* Samantha?!?!

Jade: Cruiser don't tell Lee who to marry.
Clover: Well, yeah, Cruiser, let Sam [Samantha] find herself a man.
Alex: *to Cruiser* You heard them right, dude.
Cruiser: Whatever!

Shay (dressed in a sand-colored suit): *to Angus* After all, grandpa, it's the best Irish wedding after all.
Angus: *after he and Angus wave goodbye to Kayleigh and Ryan along with the other guests while they're heading for their honeymoon at Nantucket* It's true, grandson, maybe someday you'll find a girl of your own.

Shay: As long as she has an Irish family, I'll be happy to be lucky just like Kayleigh.
Zack: Oh brother, sometimes people with an Irish descent can break all the rules.

Ivy: Oh, Zack!
Zack: It's true, sis!
Shay: Oh, really, Zachary, I ought...

Zack: Now, now, Shay, I was trying to warn you...except this morning, where I accidentally knock down Chase's aftershave and it spill onto Lee's blue jeans and blame it on Socks.
Ivy/Lee: Zack!
Zack: What!

Jade: *to Zack with an angry face* I thought I said to you this morning that Socks is at my mother's house.
Zack: Oops!
Chase: *to Zack* Monaghan, you buy me my favorite aftershave out of your own pocket.
Jade: Or I'll tell my mother that I hired you to clean her house for a month.
*Zack screamed and ran out while Jade, Ivy, Shay, Lee and Chase go after him*

Jerry: *laughed* That's reminds me of what your grandma did to your uncle. (As in Terrance Lewis, Jerry's twin brother who was the leader of LAMOS until he and his members were busted by WOOHP/ by the way I don't own the character whatsoever)
Zerlina: Oh, really, Dad.
Jerry: It's true, dear.
Clover: Just tell us that story and we'll find your mother's favorite perfume.
Jerry: Why not?





*And as always...The End! *

 

[Jade]

Note to the readers:

About those gadgets they were based on the worst movie of 1987 called Leonard Part 6 (I don't own the movie whatsoever)

1. The dancing converting boots were based on a pair of ballet slippers when Leonard Parker uses it against those bird dancing vegetarians, however I decided use Riverdance instead of ballet.

2. A bee in the box, Leonard Parker uses the queen bee to get to the drones in order to get the sphere then stings the henchmen to death well in this story, instead of stinging the henchmen to death, I decided to just use one bee instead of many bees as a tracking device.

3. The magnetic and voice controlling stick were based on a stick of butter in which Leonard Parker uses it on the mind-controlling lobsters to cut the wire or end up as dinner to freed him and Allison except I decided to turn as magnetic and voice controlling stick instead to control the mechanical creatures [which turns theme as emperor scorpions] to free Jade's [which is me, of course] friends from getting sting and change them as lobsters to freed them.

4. The putty stones, yeah, they were based on the beef patties when Leonard throws them at Medusa Johnson's vegetarian henchmen instead the putty stones were disguise as hot stones and no henchmen's face gets burned like in the movie.

5. The mock jerky stick is based on the hot dog when Man Ray bite and his head is explosive, however I wouldn't do that in this story so it's better to make Rex Bash bites, then gets nauseated and fainted instead of having his head explosive that would be too violent.

6. And the 'antacid tablets', yeah, they were based on the same thing instead of having everyone [but Leonard, Allison and the animals who did escaped] dies after Leonard throws the antacid tablet onto the mind control formulas to overflow destroy the hideout completely, however, I decided to let the villains get removed from the hideout by the heroes first and then destroy the hideout.

I hope everyone understands what I wrote it is after all fictional.