[Co-written by Patty/Joe]
Harbin, China
Harbin Ice Festival
“Ah, this brings back memories,” Joseph Kerr said aloud to no one in particular. The last time he had been surrounded by this much ice was back in the Antarctic HQ.
Back in simpler, happier times.
A peal of laughter from some nearby tourists snapped the jester out of his ruminations. Shaking his head, he looked around, remembering the reason they were here. Vic had gone out of his way to plan this for all of them; Joseph owed it to him, and to the rest, to not be a party-pooper.
Resolving to forget his worries and enjoy himself, Joseph took a deep breath and wandered into the frozen labyrinth. Brilliantly carved ice sculptures, lit up by colourful LEDs, lined every path of this winter wonderland; frigid effigies of creatures both real and fictional delighted guests at every turn, and interspaced between those, intricately carved models of famous buildings from around the world.
Joseph smiled a genuine smile as he observed the patrons around him take in the sights; families celebrating at every corner, children marvelling with pure innocence and joy whilst parents capture the moment via their device of choice, couples posing for selfies in front of the statues (especially the ones of an anthropomorphic cartoon feline and her friends), and groups of teens having a laugh at every turn.
The jester also observed, with much humour, that many of said groups wore matching winter outfits; it was not unusual here to find a family all clad in the same colours or couples wearing matching winter outfits.
Joseph himself was wearing a simple maroon winter jacket over white pants and black boots. He also wore a simpler version of his usual mask, in a show of solidarity with Acton, who as far as Joseph knew, was never without his.
Thinking of Acton also reminded Joseph about his family, VILE; The group of thieves were somewhere around but their presence had been obscured by the sea of people that continued to flow through the maze. The continual assault of the rainbow lights around them also made it hard to spot the usually colourful bunch.
Patting the small sling bag which contained a limited assortment of his usual repertoire, Joseph scanned the crowds, trying to look for the green monstrosity he was certain Vic was attired in.
Glancing around, he froze abruptly at the sight of a familiar blonde.
Is that who I think it is?
Blinking a few times, he looked up again to see a different blonde where the first had stood.
Shaking his head, Joseph decided to attribute the odd incident to wishful thinking. Resuming his quest for Vic, he froze again when the same figure resurfaced in his line of sight.
Before he could ponder this validity of this hallucination, he heard it, clear as day. It was her voice, calling his name; that unmistakable voice that could cut through the clamour of the crowd as though it was a silent room, that voice that was equal parts charm and mischief, sweet and sassy; that voice that had once echoed through the halls of VILE, filling it with laughter and cheer.
It was official, Patty Larceny was here.
***
Patty Larceny didn't need that much time to find her target, but she needed time to collect herself. She was given orders to take a VILE member alive, because he may have the codes to the Mamba. Distinctively, she remembered Joe flew one section. Gunnar Maelstrom made her choose who to take, and she thought it was better that she took care of Joe than if some thug beat him up.
When she found Joe, she called out to him, and then she started walking away.
She let him follow her for a few minutes, leading him through the grounds and into the Russian Art Exhibition Hall. Today, a group wedding was happening elsewhere on the island, and the hall was temporarily closed for cleaning.
"We can talk in here," she said when he got closer. Then she took his arm and pulled him inside, giving him a quick hug, "Good to see you, Joe."
***
A myriad of emotions were running through the jester’s head as he began to register that the young woman in his arms was real.
Relief, concern, joy, hope, fear, anger and regret all battled for control, and each one brought with it its own myriad of questions.
Finally, Joseph settled for the one question that encapsulated it all.
“Where the hell have you been, Patts?”
***
With dance-like movements, she took a few steps backwards. In the empty exhibition hall, large windows streamed in lights from outside. The white snow and technicolor LEDs made the place look like a fancy nightclub, without the noise.
“I’ve been around,” her smile was shallow, “How have you been, Joseph Kerr, have you been working on new toys?”
***
Behind his mask, the jester frowned at her question.
“You never call me by my full name. Something’s definitely up with you. What’s going on?”
***
“Of course something’s up!” there was a soft chuckle, “I haven’t been around for a few months, did you notice?”
She gave him a short apologetic shrug, “How’s Carmen?”
***
Given her coy attitude, Joseph was unsure if Patty was really accusing him of not caring enough to have reached out earlier, or if there was some other hidden meaning to her words. He decided to answer based on the former.
“She’s fine, but you’re obviously not; you haven’t been since Russia. And yes, I noticed.”
Moving closer towards the young blonde, he carried on in earnest.
“I’m sorry if you’re upset that I didn’t confront you about it; believe me when I tell you that not a day has gone by that I haven’t regretted that.”
Kindly offering an open hand, he continued.
“But I’m here now, and I’m willing to listen, if you’re willing to talk”
***
She listened to his words, and slowly nodded, “I do want to talk, that’s why we’re here. I guess…”
But that wasn’t why they were here, and she soften her voice to ask, “Can I see your mask?”
***
Despite certain reservations about their situation, Joseph smiled softly behind his mask; he had always had a soft spot for the VILE princess, and her request brought back memories of a more carefree time between the two.
“For you, anytime.”
With a graceful flourish, he removed his mask and passed it to her.
“Now that I’ve taken mine off, will you take off yours?”
***
Patty accepted the disguise with a smile and tossed the object playfully around.
“I wasn’t trying to be secretive, I just needed time to think…” she spun Drama in between her palms, “it’s not like I wanted to cut her out, or cut VILE out, but I don’t think I can go back,” the pain in her voice was authentic, “Deserters don’t rejoin VILE, do they?”
***
Looking her dead in the eyes, Joseph countered with resolve.
“You know that’s not true. We’ve all been waiting for you to come back; no one thinks of you as a deserter.”
Softening his tone, Joseph resumed his soft smile.
“Why won’t you come back? Is it the same reason you went off the grid? Are you in some sort of trouble? We can help you...if you let us.”
***
“Trouble...” she threw the mask up and caught it again, “Oh Joe… you’re just, really, really sweet.”
A bell rang low and outside those floor-to-ceiling windows, the sky lit up with fireworks. The blonde erased distance between her and the jester, and then closed her eyes before gently pressing her lips on his.
“This isn’t personal,” she said when she pulled away, her irises glimmered with lights beyond.
In quick succession, she put his mask over her face, and unlocked the compression on a sleeping-gas bead she swiped from his cache. The seal of air filters clicked over an empty smile just as a cloud of soporific hissed around them, “And I’m sorry.”
***
Stunned by the kiss, it took Joseph a few moments before he could process the cloud of knock-out gas surrounding them and leading him into an unwanted slumber.
As he hit the floor, he gazed up at her masked face, the etched smile highlighted by the glow of the fireworks continuing overhead, he used the last of his strength to utter one word before letting the darkness engulf him.
“Patricia...”